Lesson Learned: You Gotta Keep An Eye On 'Em

"A Carroll woman who was caught having sex in the men's room at an Iowa Hawkeye football game in Minneapolis last weekend says she’d had so much wine before kickoff that she doesn’t remember walking into the restroom, the man she had sex with in a stall, or when the police opened the door.



What Lois Feldman, 38, will remember is the humiliation afterward. 



'It’s ruined my life,' she said through tears today. 'Not just the incident but the press.'

Feldman, a married mother of three, has been the target of Internet jokes and prank telephone calls today. She was fired this morning from an assisted living center, where she had been an administrator. 



Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime."

-- Staci Hupp, listening to every excuse under the sun except "I was a stupid whore", in The Des Moines Register.