He Would've 1) Been Voted Off The Island 2) Lost American Idol 3) Not Been Invited To Party

"[Charles Darwin] was so large. He was a zoologist, a botanist, an explorer, a travel writer, a philosopher, an abolitionist, a doting father, a radical intellectual revolutionary with an utterly conservative and blemish-free lifestyle. He revolutionized every field he touched, and he was trained in none of them."

-- Richard Milner, hopefully making most of you feel pretty small - for knowing nothing, having done nothing, and criticizing anyone outside of academia or show business who has or tries - in The New York Times.