The Only "Miracle" Seen So Far (Is That He Won)

"In the Washington Post, E. J. Dionne tried to break it gently to us: 'No occupant of the White House has ever been able to walk on water.'



Yeah, sure, no previous occupant of the White House has been able to walk on water—your Eisenhowers and Roosevelts, your Chester Arthurs and Grover Clevelands and whatnot. But Barack Obama didn’t run as just another of those squaresville losers. He was gonna heal the planet, and lower the oceans. So, even if he couldn’t walk on water, he should at least be able to paddle in it. 'He is a community organizer like Jesus was,' said Susan Sarandon, 'and now we’re a community and he can organize us.'

So how’s that going? Jesus took a handful of loaves and two fish and fed 5,000 people. Barack wants to take a trillion pieces of pork and feed it to a handful of Democratic-party interest groups."

-- Mark Steyn, noticing the messiah's metaphysical mumbo jumbo just ain't cutting it in the real world, at the National Review Online.

Many "Thanks" to our Uncle Irwin at WFMU!!!