Why Women Get Beat Up (And No Man Helps Her) Or Why The Vast Majority Of Sluts Were Too Jealous To Ever Come To Monica Lewinsky's Aid

"The other night I dreamt of Barack Obama. He was taking a shower right when I needed to get into the bathroom to shave my legs,...

Many women — not too surprisingly — were dreaming about sex with the president. In these dreams, the women replaced Michelle with greater or lesser guilt or, in the case of a 62-year-old woman in North Florida, whose dream was reported to me by her daughter, found a fully above-board solution: 'Michelle had divorced Barack because he had become "too much of a star." He then married my mother, who was oh so proud to be the first lady,' the daughter wrote me."

-- Judith Warner, confessing the same disastrous-to-everyone-but-still-guilt-free ideas of adultery, cheating, and betrayal, one can always find in NewAge women (and a woman getting a sexual turn-on from the pain of a wife divorcing her loyal man because of his success - which, as a husband, is done mostly on the wife's behalf and many times just to make her proud - is a really nice touch as well: Love You, Too, Honey!!!) though we're more-than-a-little familiar with it, since such idiotic views can always be found in The New York Times.