Take Two Beliefs And Call Us In The Morning

"She seems to be very paranoid."

-- Peter Binder, defense attorney for Susan Johnson, a woman who was discovered stabbing her 2-year-old daughter over 100 times - while screaming, "Kill, kill, I have to kill you, Die, die, die" - because she (wouldn't you know it?) believed "she was being stalked by a cult," and/or The Associated Press.

This latest happy American story of everyday life in the NewAge - and it's benefits - has been generously donated by Utah's own patriot of the salt plains, Pete "The Skeet" Campbell. Thanks, Pete! Now get back to work!!!