It's Like Having Writer's Block (You Don't Write)

Stephen Colbert was carted out to distract you.

He did a good job.

It's all an act.

Because the reality is so frighteningly brutal.

Good ideas are out there but nobody gives a damn about your good ideas.

Girls just wanna have fun, right?

You're gonna be a Burning Man?

Whatever.

Whatever.

They got you.

They got you so bad.