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Friday, August 2, 2024

NewAge Democrats Ain't Spent Decades Trying To Feel 'Empowered' For Nothin'

"Democrats have learnt nothing from their 2016 Trump bashing"

They've tried to kill Trump. They indicted him four times. They impeached him twice. They changed a law so they could convict him of rape. Hillary Clinton lied that he was in league with Putin, and Stephen Colbert spread the story that he was peed on by Russian hookers. They've sicced a corrupt FBI and the hostile Department of Justice after him. They try to get his wife to leave him. All while waving their amulets, claiming to be witches, seeing power in crystals and waving their hands. No, this new cultish Democrat Party will never learn anything ever again.

I've followed elections since 1979, and they're the embodiment of pure evil in American politics

Thursday, September 21, 2023

The Planet's Blistering Hernias On Vital Organs Needed For It's Production Of Shit

Stephen Colbert Reminds Jimmy Fallon He Was the First Late Night Host to Use The Roots

No, I Don't Want to Go for a Walk With You

Central Park 5 prosecutor Linda Fairstein WILL be allowed to sue Netflix over When They See Us

The rise of pseudoscience and the dangers of supporting it

The View gets into heated debate about existence of ALIENS

Michigan woman pulled from outhouse toilet after climbing in for Apple watch

While Comedian and potential cult leader Amy Sedaris assures us she is completely fine

Tuesday, August 29, 2023

Six Ways: How "Late" Was The Late Show (And Were It's Viewers) Really?

Chuck Schumer said the intelligence community has "six ways from Sunday" to get back at Trump.

#1: Is Donald Trump Working For Russia?

#2: Trump Is Fighting For Russia, Fighting With Canada

#3: Trump And Putin Sitting In A Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G (Democracy Goodbye)

#4: Stephen Colbert Rented The 'Trump Pee Pee Tape' Hotel Room.

#5: Stephen Colbert Tells Adam Schiff What Russian Oligarch Revealed About 'Pee Tape'

#6: Robert Mueller Wants The Pee-Pee Tape

Friday, February 12, 2021

My Throat Closes Involuntarily (If I Think They're Doing It To Us On Purpose)

Every night, on every channel but FOX (which is it's own nightmare) they're showing leftist propaganda, like this Stephen Colbert clip, where he frames Republicans as being "cowardly" rather than principled - because they turned their backs to the Democrats shamefully lying on the floor of the U.S. Senate. Once you're aware of how those in the media "work", and their willingness to do it, to actually twist reality 180 degrees - and they're doing it on almost every channel - it becomes hard to watch TV without gagging.

Or maybe that's just me.

Thursday, February 11, 2021

Watching Four-Year Old Videos Makes Every Democrat Party Lie Shine Through

Stephen Colbert helped Hillary Clinton gaslight America for four years - and no one's planning to be embarrassed about it - until, at least, the kids are grown.

Murders, multiple rapes, and just decades of bald-faced lying - The Democrat Party has been engaged in every deceit imaginable, before - and during - President Trump's four years in office.

They've grown so confident at it, they've admitted what they did last.

Knowing this, the way the media, the Democrat Party - and especially their supporters - have been regarded, in this country, will never be the same.

With no loyal opposition, whether the nation moves forward - or, how we'll be able to, when despising our citizens - is debatable, too, thanks to them.

We're not discussing what we should, as we should, or anything - as it is - now.

And, if we can't build trust back (and I don't think we can, thanks to Hillary) we ain't building nothing, on what they "thought" (!) replaced it.

Monday, September 17, 2018

GOOP: Stephen Don't Know, Gwyneth Don't Know: Nobody Knows, But The Hoes

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Wondering Why Democrats Lose? You're Not Seeing Who Democrats Are

Friday, December 19, 2014

If Hating Whites Is So Wrong, Why Has Hating Blacks Worked Out So Well For American White's Success?

“What DOES it take for people to get real in this world?”

I didn’t say it, it was a "SONY leak: Denzel Washington should not star in lead roles overseas because the world is 'racist’.“ I coulda said it. Coulda said it a lot. I’ll say it now. Done.

Come on, you’ve got to be pretty fucking dense to miss that message - and the fact Hollywood makes shitty movies - but, right here and now, we’ve also got The View’s Whoopi Goldberg chiming in and saying she does “not agree with the blanket statement that America is racist.” You have to remember: she also once admitted to not being sure if we landed on the moon, so Whoop’s on her own here.

“If Jim Jones could get 913 followers to commit mass suicide, wasn’t it possible for a charismatic Zen master to gaze into my eyes and convince me to leave my boyfriend, no longer fraternize with friends and colleagues, and give up the glamorous life of restaurant-hopping and designer shopping in exchange for 12 hours a day of meditation, manual labor on the cult’s rustic estate, unquestioned obedience, and the willingness—no, eagerness—to hand over several thousand dollars as well as sex on demand?”

Next, we’ve got a Wisconsin law professor giving evidence she’s not "a reasonable, objective person,“ which is kind-of-close to inching-toward integrity, somewhere in the world, so,…Bra-vo for that.

Somebody must think he’s making good on his promise to try and transform this place, because the Associated Press is reporting that President Obama “is shaking up the governing status quo and creating a new normal for his successors.” After the wacko whites recently went on a gun buying frenzy and everything. Balls of Steel.

The 10 best moments in political comedy this year. Gotta have that. Like Soylent Green, they’re people!

Speaking of people, Bill O'Reilly Attacked Samuel L. Jackson For “Jumping On The Grievance Train” like everybody else who's black. Apparently O'Reilly thinks Jackson should jump off. I think a new O'Reilly book, called “Killing Samuel L. Jackson,” is in order. A perfect gift from Sumpin’ Claus.

“He’s a crotchety, difficult and seemingly unfriendly person who has difficulty communicating with others and compares himself, not without reason, to a gargoyle. Yet he also feels and sees things others do not,…”

And BTW - Democracy Sucks. Whether it was ever any good is now back up for debate. Is Daniel Ellsberg still alive? I’m just asking. Thinking about attending The Miscegenation Ball but I need a date-that’s-not-a-date, youknowhatI’msayin’?

And finally, Kendrick Lamar visited Stephen Colbert to prove he’s running out of ideas, The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is a mess because the induction committee (like Ann Althouse) has bad taste, and not only is “Liquid Fire” real but - even if you’re Criming while white (and you know you are) when I can’t - Hillary Clinton still wants you to know BLACK LIVES MATTER.