I See "Go Green" All Over (And They're Not Helping,...)

I think this advice should be emblazoned everywhere, at all times, in red and/or yellow neon:

"We would encourage anyone affected by cancer to be cautious of any alternative therapies, especially those that claim to be 'miracle cures'. 

If a therapist encourages them to use an alternative treatment instead of conventional medicine prescribed by a qualified doctor, we would also advise caution."

And BTW - if we can't make the neon thing happen - I'll gladly settle for forehead tattoos,...