It's A Mantra I Hear Daily: "Nothing Can Happen In Utah"

Here we go - Mitt Romney has spoken, and America's about to become, both, a warzone AND the cultural wasteland that is UTAH:

“There are programs I would eliminate. Obamacare being one of them but also various subsidy programs -- the Amtrak subsidy, the PBS subsidy, the subsidy for the National Endowment for the Arts, the National Endowment for the Humanities. Some of these things, like those endowment efforts and PBS I very much appreciate and like what they do in many cases, but I just think they have to standon their own rather than receiving money borrowed from other countries, as our government does on their behalf. …

The National Endowment for the Arts? Oh boy - forget the Middle East: 

 There's some shit-kicking coming here now,...