I don't know how white people got such a reputation for being smart when they're, also, so good at ruining any innocent's happy day:
“Midwife accused of telling black mother she should be in Guinness Book of Records as she had given birth to 'such a white baby'”
Wait a minute, oh yeah, I remember now:
It's been the white supremacist propaganda of slavery.
I don't know where my head was.