Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down: Mitt Romney Has Too Much Money From Scams 2 Go Away Defeated

"This is the consequence of a president that did not take the right actions at the time opportunity presented itself." 

So says The Mittster, our perpetual-presidential candidate - who is THE perpetual-presidential candidate - only because (on several occasions in more-than-one attempt) it was HE who "did not take the right actions at the time opportunity presented itself."

Amazingly, he seems to miss that, when he speaks publicly.

That must be because, as with his work in alternative medicine, conservatives are willing to overlook his faults in order to prop up their belief in the myth of an honest politician.

Coming out of the Mormon church of all places.

I mean, it could happen.

But that politician would have to be one dumb bunny.

And Mitt Romney's no dumb bunny.

He sells worthless supplements to his fellow Americans:

So he knows someone's feeling his shit,…