NewAgers Will NOT Accept The Kidneys Clear Toxins (And It's A Beautiful Thing)

“My plan,...was to get out excessive toxins,...I felt like my body is intelligent, I know that,...Our bodies are brilliantly made. I decided to keep my tumor and try to work it out of my body a different way.”

As you can see, former MTV VJ Ananda Lewis has died, using her intuition about how the body works (which she did NOT know) and, of course, "alternative" medicine. These beliefs had her following in the goofy and gullible footsteps of Steve Jobs, Farrah Fawcett, Olivia Newton-John, Suzanne Somers, Val Kilmer, Bob Marley, Patrick Swayze, and many, many other fools. 

It's unfortunate, but yet another great "life lesson" for the rest of us: 

 Listen to your fucking Doctor.

 

It Took Thirteen Minutes Of Looking At Biden To Crack Four Years Of Propaganda

THE MEDIA'S STILL ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS:

  Biden and Trump clashed over golf at debate – but who really is the best golfer?

KING CHARLES MUST BE SO PLEASED:

  Pseudoscience in the Cancer Services of the English National Health Service ["Documents included claims about chakras, meridians, and invisible energy,...Ten trusts required that informed consent be obtained from patients. Yet, informed consent could not have been obtained because information given was misleading."]

THE POOR JUST GOT EXPLOITED:

  Diversity Was Supposed to Make Us Rich. Not So Much.

OBVIOUSLY NOT A REAL NURSE YET:

  Nursing assistant accused of hurling her newborn baby out of second-story window to his death

BRIDEZILLA IS A REAL THING:

  North Korea cracking down on wedding dresses and slang

PRIVATELY IS BETTER:

  Kim's North Korea Is Executing More Young People in Public

IT'S SHOCKING HE COULDN'T DO THIS YEARS AGO:

  Zelensky Says Preparing 'Plan' To End War With Russia

WHO ASKED FOR THIS?

  The Jewish Museum Berlin presents: a journey to Jewish sex

THEY HAVE A HABIT OF DOING THAT:

  State health department finds alternative medicine provider falsified vaccine records

THEY'RE NOT CRAZY ABOUT THE NEW 'STAR WARS' SHOW, EITHER:

  Critics Claim Sprayology Homeopathic Remedies are Ineffective

BOOM! POW! BIFF! SLAM!

LA's beloved Pink's Hot Dogs roasted by savage food critic ["If you think a sad hot dog topped with sauerkraut and named after Rosie O'Donnell is the real Los Angeles, we worry for you."]

THAT NOT REAL BIRD: 

Florida Man Arrested for Shooting Walmart Delivery Drone

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BITE THE BIG APPLE - DON'T MIND THE MAGGOTS:

  Why More Older New Yorkers Are Ending Up in Homeless Shelters

FUCK YOU AND THE CROSS YOU DRAG AFTER YOU:   

 Archbishop Viganò defies Vatican summons, denounces Pope Francis

IT'S A PUBLIC SHRINE - NOT YOUR MAT TO FART ON:

SGPC lodges police complaint against fashion designer for performing yoga at Golden Temple

ANSWERING QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKED:

Can a marriage survive a gender transition? Yes, and even thrive. How these couples make it work 

   

 I'VE BEEN TOLD THIS - 'TRYING' BEING THE ONLY PART THAT'S FASCINATING:

  Mark Zuckerberg warns AI companies are ‘trying to create God’

IT'S CALLED 'ACTING' IN HOLLYWOOD:

Canadian woman gets three years’ jail in first ever sentencing for a ‘Pretendian’

WELLS FARGO DOESN'T HAVE THE BEST REP EITHER Y'KNOW: 

A Wells Fargo analyst ordered the same Chipotle burrito bowl 75 times and found the portion problem is real

AFTER DECIDING HER CONCERN FOR HER WEIGHT IS THE WORLD'S PROBLEM OPRAH 'CONDEMNS' US LIKE SHE'S BECOME THE ARCHBISHOP OF FATTERBODY : 

‘I’m Done with It’: Oprah Winfrey Condemns Keenen Ivory Wayans, Other Comedians for ‘Hurtful’ Skits About Her Weight Over the Years 

    

BIG PIMPIN' - ONLY BANGING WOMEN FOR MONEY:

   Adult fim star Austin Wolf is arrested over horrific child pornography video charges 

      

CIRCUIT-BREAKER:

   Depressed slave robot' hurls itself down stairs in shock bid to 'end' its life

SO IT'S SERVED SOME DECENT PURPOSE AFTER ALL:

  Five Works of SF Inspired by Pseudoscience

YOU KNOW THEY WAS UP TO SOMETHING:

  Massive ancient ‘City of the Dead’ with 1,400 mummies in hidden tombs from 2,500 years ago uncovered in Egypt 

   

NOT THE SMARTEST:

  The most religious, and religiously diverse, places in America

THE MONSTER'S IN THE BACK SEAT: 

Motorists Advised Against Driving Alone in Arizona

Mother's Day (Because Even The Women Who Kill Their Kids Get A Freebie Now)

GOOD IDEA:

She invented Mother’s Day — then waged a lifelong campaign against it

THE WAY THEY LIKE IT:

America Is Broken, and the Media Ain't Helping 

   

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK:

  The ‘cult of celebrity’ distracts people from real-world problems

THE DRIUGS ARE TAKING EFFECT EARLY:

Burning Man, home of 'radical self expression,' removes pro-Palestinian sculpture from its website

ACKNOWLEDGING WHAT THE LEFT'S GOOD AT:

Justice Thomas Criticizes ‘Nastiness and the Lies’ He Faces

THIS IS HOW SCIENCE GOT SO STUPID

The Bizarre Story Of Jack Parsons, The Sex Cult Leader Behind NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory

HELP FOR WHO JOINED A CULT - NOT FOR LIVES THEY RUINED BY DOING SO:

 

Cult documentary will help provide resources for survivors

"KING KUNTA" NEEDS TO CALL OFF THE DOGS:

DRAKE SECURITY TAKES DOWN ALLEGED TRESPASSER...Third One This Week

EVERYONE KNOWS WHORES ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR HONESTY:

Bill Maher drops bombshell as he airs 2018 interview with porn star Stormy Daniels that undermines her Trump trial testimony

BLAH BLAH

OneTaste isn’t an ‘orgasm’ sex cult — but a ‘wellness’ company

A CASE STUDY IN WOMEN AND GAYS DESTROYING SCIENCE:

THE PSEUDOSCIENCE NETWORK IN ACTION: A CASE STUDY OF VIRGINIA

CULT EXPERTS SAY THERE IS NO "MAGA CULT":

Clinton calls for 'formal deprogramming' of MAGA 'cult members'

ENOUGH SUFF:

 

Hillary Clinton-produced play ‘Suffs’ failing to pack seats

KILL YOUR BABY FOR AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYER DRESSED LIKE THE ICE CAPADES: 

Taylor Swift fans share their horror as they spot young baby on the FLOOR in the standing area 'during the singer's Eras Tour concert in Paris'

SATAN WOULDN'T DISAGREE:

Irish singer Bambie Thug row with Eurovision deepens after pro-Palestine star accuses bosses of 'not supporting them' after Israeli TV branded their semi-final performance as 'Satanic'

GAYS IN THE PULPIT:

Catholic priest stuns worshippers by telling them Christ had an erection when he died on the cross in shocking Easter sermon

THIS COULDN'T HAPPEN IF FOOLS DIDN'T SUPPORT CULTISM:

Corrie star Emrhys Cooper reveals family was ‘sucked in by cults’

THE BEST NEWS OF THE DAY:

Growing numbers of patients are being left disfigured or disabled after taking Ozempic

FAME - MAKES A MAN TAKE THINGS OVER:

How A-list stars are lifting the lid on Hollywood secrets

SHE SHOULDA STAYED AND CHARGED TICKETS:

Female substitute teacher goes on the run after she was accused of having sex with boy, 17, in an empty classroom

WOMEN LIKE TO ADMIT THEIR UNFAIR ADVANTAGES IN SOCIETY:

 

Teacher fired for 'sending 30,000 creepy late-night texts to young girl' is STILL working in a school - as she brags 'you can't f****** touch me'

WITCHES BREW:

Can a tavern with ties to the Salem Witch Trials on the brink of collapse be saved?

BEWARE ANYTHING "THE INTERNET" IS INTO:

Man Behind ‘Dress That Broke the Internet’ Admits Strangling Wife 

   

WOMEN LOVE THESE GUYS:

 

  Light and dark spirits; the end of times | Chad Daybell trial testimony takeaways

THIS ONLY HAPPENS BECAUSE PEOPLE SUPPORT QUACKERY:

State health department finds alternative medicine provider falsified vaccine records

R.I.P., MY MAN: 

The Little Shop Of Horrors director and Oscar winner Roger Corman dead at age 98