The Black P.J. O’Rourke (Byron Crawford) On Racism

White people? "Dey Racist"

"The most racist city in America is almost certainly somewhere in the South where they drag elderly black men behind pickup trucks. We shoot black children in the street as if they were Michael Vick’s dogs, but some things we just don’t do.

...People say I’m obsessed with race. Saying someone’s obsessed with race in America is like saying someone’s obsessed with tits in a strip club: why else would I be here?”