TMR: Lizzo Shouldn't Feel Too Bad (They Even Went Bananas At Apple)

Ladies and Gentlemen, Politics Today noticed something happening in the world that, I'm sure, will be a shock to TMR readers. And no, it's not that Lizzo's making her back-up dancers eat bananas. 

Here it is:

"Cults Continue to Cause Death in the 21st Century"

I know, I know [slaps forehead] you can't believe it. [Slaps forehead again] Neither can I. What happens in this big ol' homeopathic world of ours boggles the mind.

I mean, sure, you hear about the occasional psychic offering remote healing who removes her advertisement after complaints from sceptics, but, mostly, what you see is a world rewarding people for becoming little tyrants, which is how the we end up with so many cult leaders to begin with. When given the chance, some people just can't resist telling other people what to do. And, when given the chance, some people just can't resist doing as they're told.

So, people want to know, has Miley Cyrus joined a cult? I can't say. A member of Fleetwood Mac did, and they're all into gender pseudoscience and the erasure of parental boundaries, so maybe there might be something to it. 

Amid Indian nationalism, pseudoscience seeped into academia like yoga took over American progressives, just before they started acting like fascists, too. Connection? You be the judge.

All I know is, a self-proclaimed psychic recently got more than 9 years in a twisted $1 million scam, and people are still asking if they're real? Fuck yea,h they're real: Real enough to take your shit.

And, in the NewAge, that just might mean your life.