Auschwitz Guard Ordered To Stand Trial 4 Mass Murder

"The cries of the people,...rose to a crescendo, a choir of madness. These cries I have ringing in my ears to this day.

This guilt will never leave me. I can only plead for forgiveness and pray for atonement."

I'm So Phat (And The Evidence Against Me Is So Thin,...)

Ha! Ann Althouse has discovered the NewAger's "lowly disgust for citizens with obesity and an irrational fear that the overweight are intruding on the rest of us and draining us of our wealth" - a subject I've covered for years.

Ann HATES when I point out my "firsts" - and, more importantly, the fact she didn't climb onboard when I said them merely because (shockingly) they made good sense.

I always wonder why she doesn't see these things when I say them - it's ALWAYS got to be her or some "authority." (Do I challenge her on the constitution?) I mean, as long as I've hung out on her blog, I've told her she's trapped in a NewAge Nazi cult, so why is she surprised, now, that believers would find "the Auschwitz look" appealing? (There was lots of Nazi/prisoner sex going on in those camps,...)

Today, if you look like you have even a smidgen of "meat on your bones" you're labeled obese by the cultists. I've also pointed out on Ann's blog how NewAgers love to blame the victim  - but people go for it, forming lovable mobs of "nice" torturers chanting the silly Hitler Youth slogan "Mind/Body/Spirit" at whoever doesn't go along.

Penn & Teller even got in on the act,...for a while:

Oh yeah - about that "irrational fear" Ann wrote about? I wonder if Meade will ever reverse his opinion on who's suffering from it, now that his lady's noticed it ain't the likes of me?

There You Go (If Only They Had Made It In 3-D)

According to this article, lily-livered critics are already lining up to protest this film, when it's just the movie we want (and the world needs) to see. Why? Because, all too often, we find those who claim the Nazis were all of us - that anyone in the shoes of the Germans would've acted, or reacted, as they did - when the truth is some of us have more character, and courage, than the average person and would rather die ourselves than be one, that's why.

As for the rest of you, we think it's important you deal with the world you've made, and all that's resulted from it:

Are you into Oprah's "progressive" politics and NewAge beliefs? Well, they're the same as the Nazis. Couldn't have done any of this without them. (And we loooove how NewAgers insist that no one's going to stop them from believing in it - keep it up, girls! It's harmless!)

Are you enjoying the current wave of anti-semitism and Israel-bashing out there? Maybe even joining in? Well, for goodness sake, let TMR buy your ticket for this picture and personally sit you in the front row! You deserve it, asshole! Hell, you might even get some new ideas for how to finish the job!

So, fire up the popcorn (oops: we almost said "ovens") and let's grab a look-see at the real "Pee-Wee's Playhouse", shall we? It ought to be laughs galore because - let's face it, weak-kneed contemporary Western World:

The joke's on you this time.

So Even His Uncle Is A Communist

Oh, Obama: the Red Army liberated Auschwitz, you ninny.