Friday, November 12, 2010

There You Go (If Only They Had Made It In 3-D)



According to this article, lily-livered critics are already lining up to protest this film, when it's just the movie we want (and the world needs) to see. Why? Because, all too often, we find those who claim the Nazis were all of us - that anyone in the shoes of the Germans would've acted, or reacted, as they did - when the truth is some of us have more character, and courage, than the average person and would rather die ourselves than be one, that's why.

As for the rest of you, we think it's important you deal with the world you've made, and all that's resulted from it:

Are you into Oprah's "progressive" politics and NewAge beliefs? Well, they're the same as the Nazis. Couldn't have done any of this without them. (And we loooove how NewAgers insist that no one's going to stop them from believing in it - keep it up, girls! It's harmless!)

Are you enjoying the current wave of anti-semitism and Israel-bashing out there? Maybe even joining in? Well, for goodness sake, let TMR buy your ticket for this picture and personally sit you in the front row! You deserve it, asshole! Hell, you might even get some new ideas for how to finish the job!

So, fire up the popcorn (oops: we almost said "ovens") and let's grab a look-see at the real "Pee-Wee's Playhouse", shall we? It ought to be laughs galore because - let's face it, weak-kneed contemporary Western World:

The joke's on you this time.

2 comments:

  1. How was Hitler inspired by Oprah? This doesn't make any sense.

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  2. "Uwe Boll, widely regarded as one of the worst active directors, has reached a new, disturbing low. On top of unwatchable movies like Alone in the Dark and Bloodrayne, Boll churns out potentially offensive garbage like Postal, a comedy involving the Taliban.

    His latest is Auschwitz, in which he depicts the Nazi death camp as “a meatplant for humans…a death factory.” Boll stars as a German soldier guarding a gas chamber full of Jews. The rest is… graphic.

    Online journalists have been taking him to task for years and the hack director usually replies in broken English. This time is no exception. On his Facebook, Boll said, “GROW up and recognize that they have no clue what they are talking about when they talk about me because they didnt paid attention to my movies ..they just enjoy bashing me…. they pay attention to laughable , unknowledged , unpolitical directors and hype them up.”

    Boll is notorious for publicity stunts and this looks and feels like disgusting exploitation for shock value. It’s provocative and controversial without purpose, other than to sell tickets, and handled with all the care of a sledgehammer. Tasteless and typical Uwe Boll."

    http://www.newsinfilm.com/2010/09/09/new-low-for-uwe-boll-auschwitz-teaser-trailer/

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