Darryl Hall's Dabblings In Occultism Appear To Pay Off

"Not a single living person of color got into the Rock Hall this year. Among the Class of 2014, only the late Clarence Clemons—inducted as a sideman with the E Street Band—is black. (For the record, this has happened only once before in the Hall’s 28-year history: In 2003, the only black inductee was deceased sideman Benny Benjamin.) It’s not as if the roughly 600 Rock Hall voters didn’t have African-Americans to choose from on this year’s ballot—the shortlist included a bunch, all previously nominated and passed over more than once: LL Cool J, N.W.A, the Meters, and Chic. On the other hand, this year the Hall will induct Daryl Hall and John Oates—an act with a long history of soul-music appreciation that once even topped the R&B chart—so Rock Hall voters are honoring the sound of black music. Just not actual black people."

"To be honest, 2013 was a tough year for Black folks. Every year has its share of racist activity and bad news, but there was something about this year that made it seem like White people had set claims on aspects of Black culture in ways they never had before.

We'll admit, this isn't the first time (Elvis anyone?), and it certainly won't be the last, but it was quite possibly the most painfully obvious."

I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do) Should Have Got Done

True story - my best friend tried to talk me into assaulting John Oates one night at the movies ("We'll make the papers!") but cooler heads (mine) prevailed - I'm starting to regret it:

“How else could Hall & Oates enjoy,...a successful career but through the intervention of some occult entity?”

Things could've been very different, for all of us, if I had known:

At the time, I thought they were only guilty of providing one good song-per-album,...

 

Everything Would Be One Hell Of A Lot Easier If I Could Just Find A Way To Wake The Fuck Up

Steely Dan - "Haitian Divorce"



Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers - "Why Do Fools Fall In Love"



MC 900 Ft. Jesus & DJ Zero - "Truth Is Out Of Style"



Revolting Cocks - "No Devotion (LIve)"



The White Stripes - "Black Math (Live)"



Fatboy Slim & Wildchild - "Renegade Master"



Public Enemy - "Can't Do Nuttin' For Ya Man"



Lynn Anderson - "Rose Garden"



Hall + Oates - "Maneater"



Jay-Z - "99 Problems"