But They Always ACTED Like They Cared More

"Most of the raided quacks are homeopathy and ayurveda practitioners,..."

-- Tejas Shah, deputy health officer (south), Ahmedabad Municipal Corporation (AMC) on what the "doctors" found in India were found to be up to, after a Hepatitis-B epidemic prompted a recent crackdown, in The Times Of India.

Trust Me: I'm A (Pretend) Doctor

Following outbreak of hepatitis-B epidemic in Modasa, the Vadodara district health department launched a surprise checking drive to nab fake doctors on Thursday. Offences were registered against 22 bogus doctors operating in the district and more than 100 homeopaths and ayurvedic doctors were issued warnings after it came to light that they were practicing alopathy.

-- The Times Of India