Charlie Sheen Should Talk To Oprah? Yea, Right

We were just asking why anyone relies on Oprah Winfrey for anything - especially anything related to morality, ethics, or integrity - and, lo and behold, another story popped up that supports our view:

Controversial author Kitty Kelley has released “Oprah: A Biography” in paperback, and an exclusive excerpt is swimming around the web that claims Oprah once fired her cousin for too much “Jesus talk.”

Yep, that sounds like our girl. Let's go to her cousin:

Shortly after Oprah Winfrey became a national sensation she hired her first cousin Jo Baldwin to be her speechwriter. Later she promoted Baldwin to VP of her company Harpo Inc.



“When I received my PhD in 1985 from the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, Oprah asked me where I was going to work,” said Jo Baldwin in the summer of 2010. “I said I would be applying for a position at Ebony magazine as a copy editor. Oprah said she did not like Linda Johnson Rice [owner of Ebony] and I should come to work for her instead. So I did.”

“I was to work for her for three years, but she fired me without notice after two years… I heard from someone later that she got rid of me because she got tired of me talking about Jesus all the time…

O.K. - we agree - "Jesus talk" can get to be annoying.

So what did Oprah like?

Oprah preferred the teachings of Shirley MacLaine’s books, such as Dancing in the Light and Out on a Limb, which Oprah made me read but I didn’t think much of.”



Jo Baldwin, a tenured professor at Mississippi Valley State, is also an ordained minister who preaches at two churches every Sunday. Deeply religious, the Reverend Jo, as her parishioners call her, feels her famous cousin has lost her way and is mired in godless New Age mumbo jumbo.

Geez, where have we heard that before?

Oh yea - "How Mumbo Jumbo Conquered The World".

But NewAge is supposed to make you a "nice" person, isn't it?

Then why is the cousin so upset with the Shirley "U.F.O." MacLaine-loving oracle of Oprah?

Baldwin’s feelings, like many in Oprah’s family, stem from resentment over the way she has been treated.



The power of Oprah’s vast wealth makes most of her relatives quake. They want to be part of the luxurious life that she offers on occasion (her lavish Christmas presents, her birthday checks, even her hand-me-downs) but they chafe at the way she has dismissed them since becoming famous and they know that she does not cherish them as family. She prefers instead her celebrity friends. Oprah holds Maya Angelou as the mother she should’ve had; she sees Sidney Poitier as her father, Quincy Jones as her uncle, and Gayle King as her beloved sister.



Jo Baldwin became estranged from her famous relative who continues to put distance between herself and her blood relations. Oprah will not give her mother, Vernita Lee, her personal phone number. If her mother needs to call Oprah, she must call the studio and talk to Oprah’s producers.

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The family is tangled with so many secrets and so much fear,” said Baldwin. “I admit I was afraid of Oprah for 20 years. Absolutely terrified. She’s powerful and dangerous. She told me if I ever opened my mouth [about what I know] she’d sue my pants off.”



Baldwin, who spoke to me for the paperback publication of Oprah: A Biography, feels the main reason she is not close to Oprah is because of the differences in their religious convictions.



“Mainly, Oprah wanted to shame me for being a follower of Jesus as if to say, ‘What is He doing for you that’s so great?’ Oprah inflicts emotional wounds that could lead to physical illness, if they aren’t healed. My faith has kept me from getting sick [over her].”

"What is He doing for you that’s so great?"

Again - that's our girl. Here she is, with the one time she addressed Jesus on her program:



"What is He doing for you that’s so great?"

We agree. Seriously. Think about it:

Studying Jesus supposedly teaches compassion.

NewAge definitely teaches fraud.

And Ladies and Gentlemen - in case you haven't noticed - as long as you allow it, selling fraud pays waaay, waaaay, better.

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Oprah Winfrey (And The Beliefs Of Harpo Marks)

A former employee of Oprah's mentioned the words Harpo and cult to Kitty Kelly in the same sentence - nope, it wasn't me saying it this time:

"I thought I would be working for the warm and fuzzy person I saw on television. But, God, I was conned. It's a cult at Harpo. So oppressive it's frightening."

Dig that shit, y'all: this is someone describing an environment of "peace and love" created by a NewAger. When you bother to look behind the curtain, this is always the environment created by a NewAger.

Did you hear that Barbara Walters ain't promoting the book? Gee, I wonder why not?

Someone else, I'm sure, will come along and say that anonymous employee was probably "disgruntled", but even a hatred of OW still doesn't explain why anyone would specifically drop the c-bomb on her company.

Only when you factor in NewAge does the comment make sense. Harpo's promotion of insulting, harmful, and money-wasting nonsense, like The Secret. Harpo's endorsement of James Arthur Ray, who, to the point of death, compelled people to act against their own best interests. Harpo's backing for every quack and quack remedy under the sun. Harpo and Eckhart Tolle, amongst others. Harpo and Barack Obama.

The place is bound to be bizarre, because either (A) they know they're openly lying to the American people, or (B) Harpo believes in so much kooky cult shit it wouldn't be surprising if it's discovered to be a Scientology recruitment mechanism.

And Oprah is a NewAger who is despised, apparently, by almost her entire frigging family. Come on, people: if I became rich and famous, I'm sure you could find shit I wrote on the internet, or even family and friends, to attempt a smear campaign against me. But, I guarantee you, the posse won't include any of my foster parents. Big bad Oprah's own Step-Father calls her a liar:

"She may be admired by the world, but I know the truth. So does God and so does Oprah. Two of us remain ashamed."

Now, who you going to trust when it comes to the subject of Oprah's honesty:

Her father, or your media-controlled image of what you think you know?