Meditation's Calming Effects Are So Good They Caused Iowa Pandits To Riot & Violently Attack The Local Police

This is the practice being sold as calming for American kids,...

A Waste Of Space

Cracked Magazine has "5 Insane Private Schools You Won't Believe Actually Exist". At this point, all I could say back to them was "Try me,...":

"Of course, Maharishi schools vehemently deny being a cult, and there's certainly nothing cult-like about promising children magic powers as long as they go home and convert their parents."

Yawn. They're also telling us "Why 'The NeverEnding Story' Is Actually Buddhist Propaganda". 

NEWS FLASH:

Folks, this IS the 'The NeverEnding Story' filled with Buddhist propaganda,...

Finally: A Movie Worthy Of A Cult Following, II

"A sprightly docu about finding your own artistic inspiration, 'David Wants to Fly' follows German writer-helmer David Sieveking on his road to enlightenment, a journey that involves David Lynch, various headquarters of the Transcendental Meditation (TM) movement and the icy source of the Ganges. Both tongue-in-cheek and seriously questioning (particularly as pertains to TM's financial empire), this entertaining, globe-trotting pic already has bigscreen release dates in co-production countries. It could take off for further niche theatrical play, maybe even Stateside, before making a landing at broadcasters.

Both star and narrator of his five-years-in-the-making project, Berlin-based Sieveking begins his tale as a recent film school grad wondering how to take the next step. When he learns that his idol, American helmer David Lynch, is toplining a conference on the source of creativity, he packs his bags for Fairfield, Iowa.

Fairfield is home to Maharishi U, one of many 'consciousness-based' education centers launched by Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, founder of the TM movement. In the mattress-lined Golden Domes of Pure Knowledge, students (separated by gender) practice 'yogic flying.'

For those who don't know Lynch is an avid practitioner of TM, it may be a bit disconcerting to hear him hold forth on avoiding the 'suffocating rubber clown suit of negativity' and the joys of finding the tranquility within. He's even established a foundation to fund the study of TM in all public schools.

Back in Germany, Sieveking signs up for TM lessons. On the first day, he's required to bring some unusual items -- plus a check for E2,380.

While covering the Maharashi's funeral in India and a subsequent convening of his successors (the 'Maharajah' and 'Rajas') in the Netherlands, Sieveking witnesses a battle for power within the TM empire. He also spotlights some of the organization's questionable plans for world peace (for which they raise millions of dollars) including the fascist-sounding Invincible German and Bramasthan, where 10,000 pandits are supposed to be chanting 24/7.

However, it's when he begins talking to renegade former TMers who spill the beans about the Maharashi's multiple affairs and the way he bled followers for cash (e.g., raja training is available for $1 million), that emails start to fly and lawsuits are threatened."

-- Variety

Oh, He Was Insane Alright (They All Are)

"FAIRFIELD, Iowa (AP) - A trial is scheduled to begin next month in a nearly 5-year-old case of a Maharishi University student stabbed to death in the school's dining hall.

The family of Levi Butler filed the federal lawsuit, accusing the school of gross negligence in not preventing Butler's death.
Butler was stabbed to death in March 2004 by fellow student Shuvender Sem, who was found not guilty by reason of insanity.
In the lawsuit, Butler's family notes that Sem had attacked another student earlier in the day but that the matter wasn't reported to police. Instead, Sem was taken to an administrator's apartment, where he stole a knife while the official was meditating and later stabbed Butler.

Trial is set to begin Jan. 12 in Des Moines."

-- The Associated Press