Notes From (Around What's Left Of) The U.S. Underground

It, clearly, is not a crime to deny an election, and it, just as clearly, was a fraud for the Democrat Party to say it is. Shake it off. It's the NewAge. The way Hillary Clinton's supporters have adhered to her every conspiracy theory, since the '90s - facts be damned - has a very Stepford wives character to it, unseen in American politics, before. Somebody must tell them to jump off a cliff.

If it's true that Vivek Ramaswamy Is a Fraud—and Always Has Been, then, definitely, he's the man for our times. This is, after all, the Age of Unreason, almost two decades after the enemies of reason used mumbo-jumbo to conquer the world, so they need a scam artist to lead them. Many would've thought that was Donald Trump, but he swore (when he ran) that he would only use his powers for good, now. And that's no way to win friends in the NewAge.

KA-CHING: The NewAge is looking up as a new dating trend sees men asking for refunds when they don’t see a 'return on investment.' At this rate, we can start demanding to 'see the merchandise' before even getting involved in a transaction. TMR's redefining 'window shopping' as we know it.

The NewAge movement's cannibals now believe Donald Trump's face is on Stonehenge - AND, not only that, but his eyes move with them, wherever they go, even into their sex dreams,...hopefully.

And if you think that's weird: The anti-vax movement is now after your dog  

Even if you ain't got one.

 

As the black civil rights movement still tries to cash MLK's check from the government.

When it ain't got one, either.

How Far "Ahead Of The Curve" Can You Get?

"The mysterious Stonehenge was a dance arena for ancient revellers listening to 'trance-style' music, according to one professor who is an expert in sound.

Stonehenge has baffled archaeologists who have argued for decades over the stone circle's 5,000-year history - but now academic Dr Rupert Till believes he has solved the riddle by suggesting it may have been used for ancient raves."

-- The Daily Mail

"If someone decides to use nuclear weapons in anger, I hope he buys enough carbon credits beforehand – people and things vaporized by the ensuing fires will put a lot of CO2 into the atmosphere."

-- Frederick C. Kurz, responding to a Dianne Feinstein column on nuclear weapons, in a comment to The Wall Street Journal.


"Incompetence and infighting are endemic to nonprofits, of course. But Wikipedia's bureaucracy is distinctly, fearsomely awful. The site, which dictates the online reputation of countless living people and companies, itself operates by rules that are completely incomprehensible, determined by a self-appointed group of volunteer editors who can seldom stop arguing over obscurities to explain their ways to outsiders."

-- Owen Thomas, giving us all a WTF? moment, over at the ValleyWag.

"A group called the Extraterrestrial Phenomena Political Action Committee is urging President-elect Barack Obama to "end the six-decade truth embargo" on UFOs. Specifically, the group wants Obama to 'demand a full briefing' from the military and intelligence agencies on what they know about extraterrestrial phenomena. They want him to press for congressional hearings. They want him to 'formally acknowledge the extraterrestrial presence.' And make available for development the technologies that aliens have brought to Earth. 



They want him to open thousands of pages of documents, and who knows, maybe even divulge the plot of 'Battlestar Galactica's' final season before it airs this winter."

-- The Chicago Tribune