State of the Nation:
Idiocracy. Maybe that's just my neck of the woods, but
Idiocracy it is.
Our
schools think the Gadsden flag has its "
origins in slavery"? That means our
schools aren't even very good, anymore. They've just completely checked out. Of being schools. What are they?
Sadly, Cocaine Mitch is also checking out, and we all know what comes next for him. The silencing of a brilliant strategic mind is a terrible thing to witness. Let him down easy, GOP: He's served his party, and his nation well. The tortoise won
his race.
Joe Biden's checking out, too, but fuck him. L
ike Hillary, he's only served himself. Kick him on his way out the door. He's used to falling by now. Make him
flail a little. We don't see enough flailing.
Which leaves Donald Trump,
vowing to lock up his political enemies if he returns to White House, after they opened a can o' whoop ass on
him. Which is only right:
This is Banana Republic shit. And we, thanks to the Democrats, are now a Banana Republic. So lock 'em up. Every last one of 'em. And do it with a televised show trial. Because America
deserves a televised show trial. Because everybody loves a televised show trial. Come on: It's got the word "show" right in the title.
And that's got "Trump" written all over it.