THE FOUNDATION OF ANY WELL-ROUNDED EDUCATION:
BILL BURR JUST ASKED HIM "WHY AM I LISTENING TO YOU?"
I REPEAT - BILL BURR JUST ASKED HIM "WHY AM I LISTENING TO YOU?"
BUT YOU HAD TO LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING:
KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD:
I'MA GO WITH THE WHITES ON THIS ONE:
OK, NOW HE'S SERIOUSLY RUNNING:
TIMING - STEVE ALBINI JUST DIED - HIS BAND WAS "BIG BLACK" AND THEIR LAST E.P. WAS "HEADACHE" WHICH FEATURED A COVER PHOTO OF AN ACTUAL GUY WHO BLEW HIS HEAD OPEN:
GOOD TV THOUGH:
BUT CRYSTAL ENERGY WAS THE KEY:
THE OLD RULES SUCKED:
SO MANY CULTS SO LITTLE TIME:
I HOPE HE LEARNED SOMETHING:
THE FRENCH AND CRUISE SHIPS ARE A NIGHTMARE COMBINATION:
WON'T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR?
DYING AT FANCY FOOD PLACES:
I DOUBLE-DARE YOU:
TOTALLY WORTH IT:
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN:
SOMEBODY WANTS YOU DEAD:
MEANWHILE OPRAH SLEEPS COMFORTABLY IN HAWAII:
OH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN:
WHERE'S THE "KILLER" IN THAT BAD BOY?
THINKS NOTHING OF IT:
KULT-POP:
EVER BEEN CALLED TALENTED?
BECAUSE POSSESSED BABIES ARE A THING:
THEY KILLED GEORGE W. BUSH:
IF SHE BLOWS A BUSINESS WITH $100 MILL HE'S GETTING A NEW GIRLFRIEND:
PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE:
UH BUH-BYE:
DUMB PEOPLE:
I BELIEVE:
THE ONLY PLACE SCIENTOLOGY HAS BENEFITTED THIS GUY IS IN MOVIES:
XENU KNOWS EVERYTHING:
UH-OH:
LOSING MORE CREDIBILITY THAN WEIGHT:
HER WEIGHT AND NEW PROJECTS ARE WHAT'S IMPORTANT:
Y'ALL HANG OUT TOGETHER TOO MUCH:
NEWAGE MUSIC IS THE ONLY GOOD ART FROM THE BELIEF SYSTEM:
I THOUGHT ANDREW WAKEFEILD DID THAT:
WELL KISS MY GRITS:
