The Volkswagen Beetle Was Originally Designed To Carry A Sub-Machine Gun

 

 AN ALL TOO-FAMILIAR FEELING:

 The Cult of AI - How one writer's trip to an annual tech conference left him with a sinking feeling about the future

COULD/COULD NOT: 

Starlight patterns could be evidence of alien technology, according to two new scientific studies

STILL FEELING THAT CRYSTAL ENERGY: 

As New Yorkers Turn on Mayor Adams, Prominent Democrats Join the Pile-On

I DID NAZI THAT COMING:

Germany’s Woke Government Wavers as Islamists Declare Holy War

SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE:

She's an Irish heiress, a psychic, a witch… and about to be extradited to the UK on fraud charges

DIE GRAVITY DIE:

Joe Rogan’s ‘Wild’ Interview with Terrence Howard: ‘We’re About to Kill Gravity’

TOO HIGH:

Legalized Weed Is Landing More Seniors in the E.R.

BUT THE FANS SAID,...:

BRITNEY SPEARS CONSERVATORSHIP VITAL TO SURVIVAL

       

SAID LIKE IF HE WASN'T MAGA THIS WOULD BE OK: 

MAGA loyalist Kid Rock used ‘n-word’ and ‘waved gun’ at Rolling Stone journalist

I CAN SEE THE ATTRACTION:

Public health alert issued after HIV-positive sex worker had over 200 clients

MARRIAGE IS HARD:

Husband who killed his wife by burying her alive in a hand-dug grave is sentenced to life in prison

GOD GETS PEOPLE INTO WEIRD SHIT:

Diamonds, guns and obsession with God: 'War baby' son following dad into doomed Congo coup

EVERYONE GRIEVES DIFFERENTLY:

Mica Miller's pastor husband is pictured drinking and having dinner with another woman at Myrtle Beach sushi restaurant just four days after wife's suicide

LOVE BOMBING:

Robin Murphy confessed to role in Fall River's cult murders. Here's why she got parole.

RED BEANS AND RICE:

The radical practice of eating what you want

CRUISE SHIPS WERE DEPRESSING ALREADY:

Cruise worker 'murders newborn son on board ship': Shocked co-workers raise alarm

REMEMBER WHEN THEY SAID THE INTERNET WOULD MAKE US SMARTER?

Social Media Spreads Sunscreen Myths, Misinformation 

    

 IT'S HILARIOUS YOU'RE BAFFLED:

 “The Lack Of Common Sense Is Hilariously Baffling”: 45 Dumbest Patients Doctors Have Encountered

THEY DON'T WORK AND "MORE RESEARCH" JUST KEEPS THE CULT ALIVE: 

Project aims to increase scientific understanding of alternative health treatments

JESUS SPEAKS OFTEN ON CAMPUS:

Seinfeld and ‘Jesus’ Had the Right Commencement Stuff

BUT SHE GETS TO KEEP THE CATS:

Medics remove 150 MAGGOTS from a woman's mouth with rotting tissue

BIG BALLS:

Cancer-causing microplastics are found in 100% of men's testicles in new study 

   

AND YOU LOOK STUPID:

  Vaping shocker: E-cigarettes linked to lung cancer, study suggests

I THOUGHT CRUISE SHIPS WERE ALREADY IMMORAL AND OFFENSIVE:

Bombshell twist as luxury cruise ships now face blockbuster legal action over 'immoral and offensive' casino conduct after gambler's tragic suicide

Congratulations: You've Become The People You've Always Rebelled Against

PROOF - FOODIES WERE ALWAYS SICK IN THE HEAD: 

Fussy eaters take note: picky palates linked to poor mental health

THE OTHER HALF DON'T LIVE LIKE YOU AND I: 

Winery owner accused of sexually abusing younger sister over six years when they were teens

MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME: 

I’m Worried My Friend’s Love of Children Might Give People the Wrong Idea

TAYLOR SWIFT'S CAREER EXPLAINED: 

Young voters are worse at identifying misinformation, study shows

I-PEE-FREELY'S ON THE LINE: 

Did a 14-year-old prank caller just blow up Michael Cohen’s testimony in Trump’s hush money trial?

SUCK YOUR OWN DICK: 

West Virginia Transgender Middle School Athlete Allegedly Told Female Teammates 'Suck My D**k' 

   

 FIFTY CENT AND POCKET LENT: 

Want to Make a New Friend? How Much Money Have You Got?

IT'S ALL PART OF GOD'S PLAN: 

My Super Religious, Homeschooled Nibblings Have to Move in With Us. Oh No.

EVERYONE ELSE'S IN REAL LIFE GET NOTHING: 

Emma Stone’s Descent Into Sex Cults and Cannibalism in ‘Kinds of Kindness’ Lands 4.5-Minute Standing Ovation in Cannes

THEY NEED JUMPERS: 

SF legacy hotel's revolving rooftop resurgence is a bit of a sham

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT: 

New York crypto personality used ‘Seinfeld’ joke in fraud, feds reveal

BOOM: 

“I took the tapes, left the studio and gave them to my heroin dealer.” Why Billy Idol blackmailed his own record company ahead of the release of Rebel Yell

KIDS ARE SO GOOD WITH COMPUTERS THESE DAYS: 

Driver outraged over ticket sets fire to cop’s home – hours after he was stopped 

   

 EVERYTHING'S GOING SWIMMINGLY: 

Haiti gangs brutally behead police officer as scores killed in horrifying violent wave 

   

UNLESS YOU'RE COOL GOING CRAZY: 

Spending 67 minutes outdoors refreshes mental health

Trump And Biden Are The Best Leaders That 360 Million Americans Can Produce

FOX NEWS DOES NOT MISS HIM:

Tucker Carlson Thinks Alex Jones Is a Supernatural Prophet

THIS JUST OCCURRED TO THEM:

Whole Foods to offer more affordable options, CEO says

GET OFF THE BEACH:

San Diego tightens regulations on beach yoga, sparking backlash from instructors

DO WE NEED A NEW YOGA?

Lululemon Scion JJ Wilson Plots to Make Psychedelic Drugs the New Yoga

DOGS ARE FINE - CATS ARE PSYCHOTIC:

Cannabis May Be ‘Viable Alternative’ Treatment For Dogs

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT:

Orchid essences, oxygen chambers and lots of crying: Have the royals got the right idea about homeopathy?

WOMEN DON'T CARE:

Women told alternative treatments could risk health

I GOT 20 YEARS OF REIKI AND STILL DON'T FEEL ANYTHING:

The Effect of Distance Reiki on Anxiety: 

Not having Reiki is safe and easy-to-practice,....this trial was published in Journal of Nursing Education,...I suggest that the journal urgently embarks on a program of educating its editors, reviewers, contributors and readers about science, pseudoscience, minimal standards, scientific rigor, and medical ethics.

THE CANCER IN KING CHARLES IS BETTER:

Hamas is Spreading Like a Cancer in Gaza

YOU GO FIRST:

‘Clamp down on apostolic sects shunning medical care’

EAT IT:

Grief gives way to anger as Kenyan starvation cult leader faces trial 

    

 AS THEY DO:

 Raw milk lovers are spinning the government's H5N1 warnings into a conspiracy theory

'WHY?' IS A BETTER TOPIC FOR DISCUSSION:

How US Influencers Are Spreading Misinformation About Birth Control

I TOLD YOU:

Disgraced Kazakh minister who beat his astrologer wife, 31, to death in horrific eight-hour attack gasps 'why?' as he's jailed for 24 years after 'trial of the century'

WHAT'S WRONG? HE TRIED:

'This is the creepiest service ever': Mica Miller's estranged pastor husband sparks outrage with 'blasphemous' eulogy claiming he visited her body FOUR times and 'tried to raise her from the dead' after shock 'suicide'

JESUS IS SUCH A PRANKSTER:

Mom recounts horror after son, 16, almost died when his cross necklace electrocuted him 'like a hot coil' in a freak accident leaving his neck with scorch marks

THE WAY OF THE WORLD:

Shocking moment female 'morality police' officer attacks screaming teenager and forces her to the ground for refusing to cover her hair - before crowd 'saves her' in Iran

PUT THAT THING AWAY:

Jerry Seinfeld apologizes for 'sexual undertones' in movie while giving Duke commencement speech that was hit by anti-Israel protests 

 

 CHARRED PENIS:

 Boy, 15, suffers 'charred penis' after electrocuting his genitals while climbing on a train for Russian social media stunt 

   

SCIENTISTS WATCH A LOT OF SCI-FI B-MOVIES:

  Scientists are preparing for murders in space

HER CATS WERE NOT OK:

Woman Was Almost Lured Into An Amway Scam With Promises of Friendship. Here’s What She Learned.

THEY DON'T CALL IT 'CHEATING' FOR NOTHING:

The Sleazy Rise and Humiliating Fall of Ashley Madison

COME NOW:

His Dreadlocks Shaved by Prison Guards, Rastafarian Man Turns to Supreme Court

GETTING SLAMMED BY ISLAM: 

Why Biden's policies on Gaza and Ukraine are driven more by America's Muslim voters, and the price of oil, than what's happening on the ground

SHORT COVID = SHORT SETS:

International DJ forced to give up his dream after long Covid leaves him bedridden for a year

GOOFY:

'Queers for Palestine' Members Arrested at Disney World

SCIENTOLOGY UPDATE:

Clearwater property owners are 'mentally moving on' from downtown 

  

Louis Dixon 6 · Delicate Ears/Family Affair

BAD ART:

A small portion of The Crack Emcee's mixtape, "This Is Some WEAK Acid"