The NewAge Stories Are Giving Way To Their Results: Mass Confusion & Murder

FAYE DUNAWAY SCREWS EVERYBODY AND PEOPLE DIE:

  THE 1970S MOVIE THAT EXPLAINS 2020S AMERICA

LIFE ON A PANCAKE:

  A New Reality Show Will Pay Cash if Players Can Convince Experts the Earth Is Flat

NOT SO MUCH:

  Actor Tamayo Perry said he could ‘sense’ sharks before his death 

   

 SPEAKING OF SHARKS:

  Jake Tapper Also Pulled the Plug Mid-Interview With a Trump Official at CNN 

   

 WITCHES CAN'T RECOGNIZE WHEN ANYONE ELSE IS HUNTED:

  Why Trump's Conviction Didn't Move the Needle 

    

 WHICH 'FAITH' IS THIS AGAIN? 

Ex-Trump spiritual adviser told sex abuse accuser she could be ‘criminally prosecuted’

EAT SHIT AND DIE:

  Majority of Republicans once again disapprove of gay marriage, poll finds

KEEP YOUR CULT AWAY FROM OUR CULT - OUR CULT IS PURE:

  Swifties Protect Taylor Swift, Warn Travis Kelce About Hanging Out With Tom Cruise: 'Keep Scientology Away'

COPYING THE AMERICAN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY:

  Popular singer, Gabriel Oche Amanyi, aka Terry G, has claimed that the Nigerian music industry is now dominated by cultists.

THEY ARE NOT OUR ALLIES:

  Israeli Documents Show Expansive Covert U.S. Influence Campaign

SHE DID IT FOR HER HEALTH:

  Wolves attack and seriously injure woman who went jogging in French zoo 

    

 AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT RAW MILK:

  Cannibal with 'insatiable appetite' fed neighbours 'human flesh' at BBQs

BAD HIGH:

  Microdosing mushroom chocolates from Diamond Shruumz linked to illness, hospitalization 

   

 HEALING WHAT? WHO? WHERE? SHOW ME:

  The Painful Truth About ‘Healing’ Crystals

LIB-TARDS:

  Political orientation predicts use of so-called alternative medicine (SCAM) in Europe

WHY CAN'T WE ASK QUESTIONS?

  Weird: DeSantis signed a law requiring hospitals to ask patients about immigration status and suddenly Medicaid spending on illegal immigrants plummeted

By The Time The World Realizes It's "Taken A Wrong Turn" It Has Circled The Sun

GIRL, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE: 

Denver's water department releases cringey Backstreet Boys parody video featuring tips to limit summer water use 

   

 EDITOR'S NOTE: 

Watching Joe Rogan publicly transform himself, from a curious stand-up comedian into a gullible NewAge sap, has been educational, entertaining, and - because he's so popular - deeply troubling. There's no telling how long an endless repetition of the words "We need more research" will keep his mind stuck in the quicksand of conspiracy theorists.

WE ARE NOT ONE: 

Mo’Nique fuels years-long feud with ‘raggedy bitch’ Oprah Winfrey

WELLNESS IS WOO-WOO: 

A ‘dignified end’ with ‘whole person’ cancer care? ("In a nutshell: if I had the choice between ‘whole person’ care followed by a ‘dignified end’ or conventional oncology followed by survival, I would chose the latter.") 

   

 DIVINE: 

United Methodists Lifts Ban on LGBTQ Clergy 

   

 THEY'RE NORMAL:

Mysterious Netflix 7M TikTok cult true crime leaves fans confused

WHEN DEATH IS NOT ENOUGH: 

‘Possessed’ murder suspect ‘ate man’s face, eyeball and ear’ after killing him 

   

 LITTLE MONSTERS: 

Gaga's Father Attacked at his Church

I KNEW HE WAS BLACK: 

Man Nabbed For Fried Chicken Battery On Sister

I'm Losing Track Of Time I'm Wasting (After My Misspent Youth Being Frivolous)

Why Israelis Don't Flinch When Settlers Kill Palestinians

Israeli minister Ben Gvir calls for execution of Palestinian prisoners to ease overcrowding

'My Child Is Human': Palestinian American Mother Disrupts Austin Testimony

Leaked Cables Show Biden Pressuring Nations to Oppose Palestine's UN Membership

Cannibals may have eaten my uncle, says Biden

My wife’s dad died, now we’re suddenly having sex twice a day

Students walk out of Utah middle school to protest ‘furries’

Kale, watermelon and even some organic foods pose high pesticide risk

Some Biden aides refer to Trump as 'Hitler Pig'

The fake diagnoses of so-called alternative medicine – PART 1

The Camille Paglia cult (She's the professor, and former NewAger, who wrote the excellent Cults and Cosmic Consciousness: Religious Vision in the American 1960s)

The New Empress of Self-Help Is a TikTok Star 

   

  ABC Has Time for ABBA, Caitlin Clark, NONE for Mayorkas Senate Trial 

   

  All the insults Trump was forced to suffer through during jury selection

The End of Secular India

God’s Misfits ‘anti-government group’ accused of murdering two women, include GOP country chair 

   

  Metallica frontman James Hetfield gets tattoo made with late Motorhead star Lemmy’s ashes

On The Path ("The Nearer Your Destination The More You're Slip-Sliding Away")

 

  Sex for KFC: California women's prison shut down over 'rape club' scandal

Married teacher caught naked in car with male student, 17, is the wife of Harvard-educated Department of Defense commander - and they have a daughter the same age as her victim 

   

  Fresh violence in Australia as families flee machete-wielding mob at suburban mall

Bartender, 33, 'who lured 19-year-old pizzeria worker on date, took her home and then hacked her body up' is a nepo baby ex-high school jock whose rich father ran an insurance firm 

   

  Transgender woman, 35, who identifies as a VAMPIRE is convicted of sexually assaulting mentally disabled teen while under investigation for strangling death of man at her home

Deaf and mute teen is 'gang-raped by two boys' before their fathers hack the girl's mother to death in revenge for telling police in India

Husband, 88, is jailed for the 'compassionate killing' of his seriously ill wife... who he beat to death with a sledgehammer before murdering her carer the same way

Atlantic City mayor and his wife are charged with abusing their 16-year-old daughter just days after dragging her out at humiliating press conference to deny claims he beat her so bad she miscarried

Newlywed bride slips into swimming pool and drowns during her wedding bash which was also a joint birthday party for her daughter

Influencer is left unable to WALK after she stood in a bucket of ice and salt for online 'challenge' that turned her feet black and nearly required her toes to be amputated 

   

  Vegan food is 'worse for your health than eating real meat' 

   

 AND NOW, THE BAD NEWS: 

  Homeopathy’s most prominent researcher, Prof Michael Frass, has been found guilty of “data falsification, fabrication and manipulation”

I Swear To God

Earth's 'last cannibal tribe' butcher people 'possessed by demons'

Germany will remove the option for health insurance companies to include homeopathic services

How Nazis invaded Silicon Valley’s writer utopia 

   

 Bill Ackman ‘losing it’ over plagiarism allegations against wife 

   

 Celebrity food critic abandons Bay Area trip because it's too DANGEROUS

Who's Worst Violently: The White Guys Or Black Guys?

It can be a contest - I'll give whites The Knockout Game - I'll take this:

  “Prisoners with cannibalistic fantasies lured a paedophile inmate into their cell and disembowelled him using razor blades given to them by guards”

Pretty sick shit.

And all without a black anything in sight,...