'Alligator Alcatraz' Is Now Full Of Water (And Donald Trump Is Still Full Of Shit)

Right after Donald Trump flew to Florida to open up his new detention center, it flooded because it was made in such a shady manner, which is typical of things he's involved in building.

Apparently, Ron DeSantis makes for a shitty Heinrich Himmler.

 

The NewAge Stories Are Giving Way To Their Results: Mass Confusion & Murder

FAYE DUNAWAY SCREWS EVERYBODY AND PEOPLE DIE:

  THE 1970S MOVIE THAT EXPLAINS 2020S AMERICA

LIFE ON A PANCAKE:

  A New Reality Show Will Pay Cash if Players Can Convince Experts the Earth Is Flat

NOT SO MUCH:

  Actor Tamayo Perry said he could ‘sense’ sharks before his death 

   

 SPEAKING OF SHARKS:

  Jake Tapper Also Pulled the Plug Mid-Interview With a Trump Official at CNN 

   

 WITCHES CAN'T RECOGNIZE WHEN ANYONE ELSE IS HUNTED:

  Why Trump's Conviction Didn't Move the Needle 

    

 WHICH 'FAITH' IS THIS AGAIN? 

Ex-Trump spiritual adviser told sex abuse accuser she could be ‘criminally prosecuted’

EAT SHIT AND DIE:

  Majority of Republicans once again disapprove of gay marriage, poll finds

KEEP YOUR CULT AWAY FROM OUR CULT - OUR CULT IS PURE:

  Swifties Protect Taylor Swift, Warn Travis Kelce About Hanging Out With Tom Cruise: 'Keep Scientology Away'

COPYING THE AMERICAN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY:

  Popular singer, Gabriel Oche Amanyi, aka Terry G, has claimed that the Nigerian music industry is now dominated by cultists.

THEY ARE NOT OUR ALLIES:

  Israeli Documents Show Expansive Covert U.S. Influence Campaign

SHE DID IT FOR HER HEALTH:

  Wolves attack and seriously injure woman who went jogging in French zoo 

    

 AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT RAW MILK:

  Cannibal with 'insatiable appetite' fed neighbours 'human flesh' at BBQs

BAD HIGH:

  Microdosing mushroom chocolates from Diamond Shruumz linked to illness, hospitalization 

   

 HEALING WHAT? WHO? WHERE? SHOW ME:

  The Painful Truth About ‘Healing’ Crystals

LIB-TARDS:

  Political orientation predicts use of so-called alternative medicine (SCAM) in Europe

WHY CAN'T WE ASK QUESTIONS?

  Weird: DeSantis signed a law requiring hospitals to ask patients about immigration status and suddenly Medicaid spending on illegal immigrants plummeted

People Thought Cultism Was Going To End After Jonestown Like War After WWI

 

THIS IS GENERALLY HOW CULTS WORK:

  Argentina cult worships "King" President Milei as peso becomes worthless

PRO TIP - CULTS DON'T START MANAGEMENT COMPANIES: 

Netflix’s next true crime is about TikTokers lured into a cult by fake management company

SOMEBODY DID NOT FOLLW SADE:

Sexual assault victim felt silenced and shamed in sect: 'I had only ever known fear' 

    

HE DA MAN NOW:

  Kim Jong Un's portrait is displayed in North Korea, elevating his cult of personality

ANIMAL STRETCHING:

Forget goat yoga, piglet yoga is the new wellness trend keeping people busy

COULD HAVE BUT DID NOT:

Trans trailblazer who went from Liverpool lad to Vogue supermodel. Everyone from Elvis Presley to Peter O'Toole fell for April Ashley, who claimed… 'I could have slept with all four Beatles!'

MORE GOOD TIMES AT THE DEATH CAMP:

Summer getaway for the monsters of Auschwitz: Chilling images show Nazis sunbathing on deckchairs, a gas chamber supervisor enjoying some music and women posing for photos just miles from WWII death camp

WRITE IT DOWN:

Biden's daughter Ashley has finally admitted her diary about 'showers with dad' as well as fears she was 'molested' is real.

WHICH "WOMAN" IS OPPRESSED HERE?

Horrific ordeal of female inmate who says she was raped in prison by bearded, 6'2" trans cellmate who then perversely claimed to be the victim

FRAUD IS AS AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE AND HE WAS HUNGRY:

Rap star Sean Kingston is arrested on stage hours after his Florida mansion was raided and his mom detained in fraud case 'linked to $150,000 payment for gigantic 17FOOT television'

WE JUST WANNA PARTY AND NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR SERIOUS SHIT:

Furious Fergie explodes at Cannes Film Festival audience during Queen artwork auction and tells them to shut up and be quiet as she blasts them for 'looking for the next party' when they should be 'worrying about climate'

WOMEN CHEAT TO BUILD UP THE COURAGE TO BE HONEST ABOUT IT:

Billie Eilish breakup song L'Amour de Ma Vie was a 'slap in the face' for her ex Jesse Rutherford - as insiders claim he felt 'deceived' after she admitted she was attracted to women

SHE'S THE WELL-WORN EXPERT:

Grandmother, 83, who dumped her 37-year-old Egyptian toyboy turns super-sleuth to expose the 'scammers and con-artists' trying to fool women on dating sites

LEAVING FOR THE SAME REASON SHE WANTED THE JOB:

New Jersey town's GOP mayor resigns after calling locals 'incestuous, illiterate, inbred imbeciles' in scathing Facebook post

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO PUT THE COOKIE IN HER MOUTH:

Florida priest is arrested after BITING woman in bizarre fight over communion

CULTS - NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF BUILDING BRIDGES:

Florida bans rainbow lighting on bridges as Pride Month approaches

Nice (Acid House)

If only America hasn't been so damned nice,...

This is a photo of Jimmy Brock, the manager of St. Augustine, Florida's former Monson Motor Lodge, pouring acid in the water as black people swam, in 1964. Martin Luther King, Jr. had been previously arrested for trespassing in it's segregated restaurant. “Jimmy kind of caught the brunt of it. He was a nice guy.” said Eddy Mussallem, a longtime friend and someone who knows nice - according to white American standards.

TMR thinks we can almost predict the behavior of "nice" white Americans, even today, by how each state felt about slavery. Florida, seen here, was a major slave state, so major niceness. Texas - where a nice police officer just resigned for threatening evil black children - it was one of the nicest slave states in the union, just ask Mexico. 

So, see? Try studying American slavery, then and now, and you, too, can discover how this place really works:

I swear, you'll find some of the nicest stories you will ever hear in your life,...

When The Reality Differs From The History I'll Believe It

Today whites claim they have no idea why blacks are poor

"There is a thorough understanding among [whites] in the way of seeing that the colored people shall never have much; they are united one with another to see that that is done."

- Robert Meacham, Jefferson County, Florida state Senator

 

How White America "Works": Blacks Who Have Hurt No One Die While Killers Get Donations By The Thousands

A regular series of "cool" interchangeable villains

So, The White Man's Hero is starting to crack, and finally lets the world know why he's The White Man's Hero:

"‘Do you know who I am?’ George Zimmerman threatens to kill driver in road rage incident: Florida cops"

An illustrated example of what a "country" looks like to whites

This fits perfectly with the rest of Zimmerman's profile - and that of his (and Darren Wilson's) supporters:

 "The most morally rotted and ethically suspect supporters of Darren Wilson have collectively donated at least 500,000 dollars to protect him from the consequences of killing Michael Brown.

As I wrote here, donating money to Darren Wilson (and other white vigilantes and extra-judicial killers of black people such as George Zimmerman) is the new lynching photography of the 21st century. Instead of buying postcards of hung, tortured, and burned alive black bodies, those who donate to Darren Wilson enjoy the vicarious pleasures of killing a black person by proxy. Michael Brown, and by extension other black American men, are born with a bounty on their heads.

Darren Wilson is the white gunslinger who brought the black “thug” to “justice”. This is cathartic violence for the White Right and its Fox News driven propaganda machine.

The supporters of Darren Wilson are enjoying the fun of a thrill kill; they are sharing ownership over the deed by donating money to their idol Darren Wilson."

Blacks who ask for donations get teased, whites who don't - and kill blacks - can get half a million white dollars overnight

Ol' Georgie Boy Zimmerman must be as in need of extra cash as I am, now,...

 

John Oliver Slams America 4 Not Caring About Racism

Prison jokes in children's movies are revealing of a nation's sickness,...

Florida Newscast Reports 2 KKK Police Force Members

Florida has always had one of the nation's most notoriously racist histories

Like Cliven Bundy, TMR started to "wonder" if this story would be reported on Florida television news. But then, once it was - just like Cliven Bundy - TMR also started to "wonder" if Cliven Bundy wouldn't have been better off living as a Florida slave,...because that's a reasonable thing to "wonder" about:

Being a slave would give Bundy something to do, other than spend all day wonder-ing.

Then TMR started to "wonder" about feeding Bundy to the crocs,...

Law Enforcement's Image Problem Is Kind Of Timeless

1951

There's a reason "law and order," and "traditional values," don't mean much in America.

"[Sheriff Willis McCall] shot two [blacks in custody] — one died — on a remote road in north Lake while bringing them from state prison to the county jail after learning that their convictions had been overturned by the Supreme Court."

2014

What Americans mean by "law and order," and "traditional values," is the reason.

"State Police said [19-year veteran Connecticut State Police Trooper Aaron “AJ” Huntsman] has maintained his innocence even after he was shown a video of him taking [a dead motorcycle victim's gold chain and] money that was captured on the dash camera of his own police car."

George Zimmerman's 15 Minutes For Killing A Kid Are Up

"Fewer than 20 of George Zimmerman's 'fans' ask for a picture and autograph at a Florida gun show where he was the guest of honor"

Complaints Work For Whites (Blacks Must Understand)

Shit - Oh, Happy Day! - The "crazy" white lady won!

“Ku Klux Klan flag taken down after angering Florida neighborhood”

Whether it's Third World poverty found in Glenn Reynolds' Tennessee, or no public transportation to the city for Wisconsin blacks, or all the ugly (and deadly) racial stuff occurring in Florida, there's something about the former slave states that keeps them from getting it right.

Of course, being black and not a "crazy" white lady, I'm in no position to even speculate on what that could be.

That's the essence of what blacks being "free" means to whites, now - keep it moving, poverty people:

They've always had more pressing concerns on their minds,...