You've Got Too Much Jesus In Your Tea For Our Politics

One official, Christian conservative activist and national committeeman Steve Scheffler, delivered the prayer before the dinner was served, saying Republicans need more officials willing to “basically be crucified” for their beliefs and to take “arrows [to the back] of the head.”

We're Only Flesh And Blood, Of Course,...

Those crazy Philippinos are at it again:

DEVOTEES re-enacted Jesus's crucifixion in gory scenes while millions of other less extreme faithful across the Catholic Philippines prayed with their families on Good Friday.

A handful of people are traditionally nailed to crosses while hundreds more have their backs whipped until they bleed in Asia's major Catholic outpost, to remember the day when Christians believe Jesus Christ died 2,000 years ago.

In the small farming town of Cutud, a couple of hours' drive north of Manila, thousands of tourists gathered to watch what has over the years become the biggest and bloodiest Good Friday spectacle.

Fourteen people were nailed to crosses and hundreds were whipped as they walked through the town, their blood splattering onto the ground and walls of buildings.

The most senior of those nailed to a cross, Ruben Enaje, 50, said he was going through the ordeal this year for the 25th time as a way of giving thanks to God for allowing him to survive an accident unscathed.

"I will do this for as long as I can endure it," Enaje told reporters.

That makes two of us, Mr. Enaje, though, I understand, only one of us is thinking about the other.

Creep.

No Fucking Comment

These are photos of actual crucifixions that took place in the Philipines on "Good Friday". The copy said, "thousands watched the spectacle,...for hours before the,...lines of men, hooded and half naked, flayed their backs with bamboo whips and paddles tipped with broken glass. Blood splattered over the road. The atmosphere was festive, with hawkers selling beer, ice-cream and souvenir whips. VIPs watched from a specially elevated 'viewing platform'".

And I have absolutely nothing further to add.