Forget Live And Let Die - Just Die Already

Well, well, well.

Somebody obviously doesn't know George W. Bush is married to Laura Bush - a fucking librarian. What a moron. And how dare he?

This one-legged grifter-marrying vegetarian, who is very much responsible for the promotion of the dual frauds of transcendental meditation and the Maharisi Mahesh Yogi in the United States, finally decided to open his yap on the subject of our politics - even speaking as though he's an American himself - and caused me to vomit in my own mouth (as I often do when faced with his solo catalogue) for the last time:

We are done, son.

You might even want to consider going into hiding for a while, asshole, because you just seriously fucked up your legacy:

How do you sleep?

Big Eyes (Cheap Trick)

"Criticize their policies academically and intelligently and discuss the Bush presidency in historical and political terms…but you mess with the Bushes personally and, from this day forward, you’ll answer to us.

We hope someday to be able to thank George W. and Laura in person for all they’ve done, and continue to do.  They didn’t have to head to Ft. Hood.  That was not their responsibility.

The Obamas should have done that.

But didn’t.

Wouldn’t.

Thank goodness George W. is still on his watch, with wonderful Laura at his side."

-- HillBuzz

The Truth Is Bush Set Him Free (To Attack Bush)

"I know that if Saddam Hussein had been there the man wouldn't have been released, and he probably would've been executed."

-- Laura Bush, on the shoe-throwing incident in Iraq - and what it's true meaning was - on FOX News.

And Laura's Going To Lead All The Libraries,...

"George W. Bush and/or George H.W. Bush bought hundreds of thousands of acres in Paraguay, adjoining a similar spread owned by the Unification Church's Rev. Sun Myung Moon. Both massive parcels are hidden within a remote South American wilderness atop the world's biggest freshwater aquifer adjoining a secret U.S. military airbase. Oh, and there's a special non-extradition law to protect the Bush/Moon families as they enjoy their old age and run drug/weapons smuggling rings, safe from American justice. And they'll own all the drinking water in the world, or something."

-- Ken Layne, describing the "greatest weirdest Bush conspiracy" on Scoop.com.

Nobody mentions Laura Bush very much - because she's no Hillary Clinton - so, in honor of the First Lady, I'd like to add this other arresting photo I found: