Forget Live And Let Die - Just Die Already

Well, well, well.

Somebody obviously doesn't know George W. Bush is married to Laura Bush - a fucking librarian. What a moron. And how dare he?

This one-legged grifter-marrying vegetarian, who is very much responsible for the promotion of the dual frauds of transcendental meditation and the Maharisi Mahesh Yogi in the United States, finally decided to open his yap on the subject of our politics - even speaking as though he's an American himself - and caused me to vomit in my own mouth (as I often do when faced with his solo catalogue) for the last time:

We are done, son.

You might even want to consider going into hiding for a while, asshole, because you just seriously fucked up your legacy:

How do you sleep?

The Continuing Adventures Of Hop-A-Long Mills

She has never been one to shy away from controversy.

So when Heather Mills decided to buy a popular fish restaurant near her home, her first move was obvious:

Take fish off the menu.

Miss Mills plans to turn the seaside eaterie into a vegan restaurant, believed to be the first in a planned worldwide chain.

And there was bad news for staff as well as seafood-loving clientele: the current owner has laid them off and told them they will not be re-employed when the renovated cafe re-opens.

Miss Mills, 41, signed the deal to take over the Big Fish Cafe near her home in Hove, East Sussex, on Friday.

After initially agreeing to part with £255,000, Miss Mills, who clinched a £24million settlement in her divorce from Sir Paul McCartney, forced the price down to £140,000.

Former owner Nick Short said about the price fall: 'I have been well and truly worked over by Heather.'

More at The Daily Mail.

Yep, it has all of the required elements to be true Heather Mills:

The former owner got the shaft.

The employees got kicked to the curb.

Town loses a favorite fish place.

Pie-in-the-sky “worldwide chain” claim.

It’s Vegan.

Stay tuned for the high drama end to this project – it’s coming. Peg never disappoints.

Really Lay It On Thick Now (She's Had Enough)

"Is It Just Me, Or Is It Just Me?" (It's Just You)

"Given her obsession with filming even the most insignificant minutiae of her life, it is hard to believe anything could come as a surprise to Heather Mills.

The 40-year-old is permanently followed around by a lackey with a video camera, while she has surrounded her country estate with remote controlled lenses to ensure nobody can creep up on her, unexpectedly.

Which makes it all the more surprising that she didn't see Sara Trumble's lawsuit coming.

The claim  -  for sexual discrimination, intimidation and constructive dismissal  -  apparently came as a complete shock when Heather's long-standing nanny lodged it with an employment tribunal in Kent last week.

Coming barely three months after 24-year-old Miss Trumble's resignation in September, it has thrown the notoriously volatile Heather into a black hole of rage and introspection.

She is, friends say, beside herself with fury at the 'betrayal' by somebody she regarded as a close friend, at a time when she was beginning to think that the 'bad old days' were behind her.

She even seems to have been sidelined by her pet charity, No More Landmines, which last year admitted it was ‘allowing a period of calm’ in its relations with Heather, while simultaneously singing the praises of Sir Paul as an esteemed benefactor."

-- Richard Price, describing Heather "you can call me Peg" Mills and her apparent shock and disbelief that she is still her - no matter what she does or where she goes - which is an important safety tip for NewAgers, from Joseph Nigro and The Daily Mail.

Heather Mills Is An Idiot

"The public adore me..."

-- Heather Mills, telling a journalist she's ready to "move on" from her divorce by telling New Yorker's what to eat, in The Daily Mail.

How's it going? Let's find out:

"She looks Mexican, but I don't know her. She really looks like them - the hair, the eyes, the breasts."

"Yeah, that's the one with one leg or something."

-- Two members of New York's "public", when shown Mills' picture, in The Daily News.

Well, She Had Me Fooled,...

"Heather Mills's former publicist has accused her of conducting a campaign of dirty tricks against Sir Paul McCartney during their bitter divorce.

Hollywood PR Michele Elyzabeth has launched a scathing attack on Miss Mills, saying the former model duped her into lying for her in their public battle and leaked false stories to blacken Sir Paul's name.

During her explosive rant she refers to Miss Mills as a pathological liar, a witch, a bitch and a gold-digger who married the former Beatle for his money.

She declared: 'That witch tricked me into spreading lies about Paul. She's a bitch.'"

-- Paul Revoir, on the bitch who's a witch with a snitch (ha-ha!) in the Daily Mail.

Ladies And Gentlemen: The Woman Formerly Known To The World As "Mrs. Paul McCartney"

Run Of The Mills

At some point I'd think someone in the mainstream press - which always seems ready to hype any example of "girl power" - would take on this issue:

After the Paul McCartney/Heather Mills divorce, the judge said the former Miss McCartney was "less than candid", engaged in "make believe", and was "her own worst enemy". Now, many people have told me it's unfair to generalize about "women", saying my charges should always be labeled "some women", and, to an extent, I agree. But how many times can the charge of delusion be laid at the feet of a woman, once she's in the public eye, before someone can tackle it, as a female trait, and one worth investigating and commenting on?

It was Steve Salerno, an extremely fair-minded and generous fellow, as well as the author of SHAM: How the Self-Help Movement Made America Helpless, who I first heard posit that bogus NewAge/Self-Help ideas are spread virally, and primarily, by women. And while we can all point to men engaged in such nonsense - Tom Cruise, John Travolta, John Gray, and others come to mind - I don't think it's unfair to say they're exceptions to the way males generally behave or how they think.

On the other hand, is it possible to be surprised anymore when one hears of yet another famous woman joining the parade of "seekers" investigating occult beliefs? (Occult means "hidden" - or can we call it "less than candid"?) Who, after all these years of being told such things don't exist, think they have psychic powers? Is it sexist to wonder not only what's going on in the minds of these women but why their "sisters" aren't pulling them aside and asking them themselves? Especially since so many of these "believers" are intent on aggressively pushing for changes in the world?

I'd love to hear your thoughts.

Feelings. Nothing More Than Feelings,...

"She simply feels,...that her life was wrecked by her marriage to Paul McCartney."

- Phil Hall, former publicist for Heather Mills-McCartney. Heather is seeking a $10 million dollar divorce settlement from the Beatle, though (it was revealed this weekend) the reputed "gold-digger and a whore" was having "mind-blowing" sex with another man while they were dating.

And then there are the pornographic photos (I chose a "nice" one, above, but you can find more here) the paid threesomes with Arab princes, and Heather's first sister-in-law's memory of her as "Frankenstein's monster". I mean, really. Actually, now that I've written it all out, it's easy to see how Paul messed all that up.

Heather's "feelings" aside, rather than $10 million, the "facts" seem to scream that her divorce settlement should be $25.00 left on a nightstand somewhere.

And can somebody, please, answer me this:

Do the majority of women in the Western World allow their "feelings" to rule their lives? Or cloud their judgement to the point where they'll attempt to destroy the lives of any man they come in contact with? Are there women out there who are as sick of hearing about "feelings" being used as a ready-excuse for *anything* as I am?

Anybody?

Fabulously Famous For Fraud

"A small group of people in the public eye promote pseudo-science without embarrassment and cannot be dissuaded from it."

-- From a new information leaflet, on the obviously cultish behavior and idiotic pronouncements of various celebrities, put out by Britain's Sense About Science, "a charity founded to increase the public's understanding of scientific issues." [Emphasis Mine]

Madonna (looking good, above) Elle MacPherson, Jamie Oliver, Chris de Burgh, Heather Mills, Stella McCartney, Joanna Lumley, Nicole Kidman, Gwyneth Paltrow, Prince Charles, the late Queen Mother, and various other members of the Royal Family, are all on the Sense About Science list of celebrities who have been told they don't know what they're talking about but still won't stop promoting what The Telegraph calls "celebrity mumbo-jumbo". (I don't know if The Oprah Winfrey Show is broadcast in England but, in America, she would be at the top of this whackjob list.)



Psychological Illusionist Derrin Browne (seen above) was saluted by SAS for his understanding of, and respect for, scientific principals. Master Magician, and anti-homeopathy campaigner, James Randi, of course, is regarded as a genius by all scientists.