Only A Sick Society Pretends A Tragedy Of Insecurity Is Something To Celebrate

Congratulations to Lauren Sanchez, on transforming herself into The Joker - so she could finally team-up with Lex Luthor - making our lives into even more of a dark, ugly cartoon.

 

Kenny's Little Creatures On Display

THAT'S THE WORST KIND OF POT: 

Thai cult leader claims to cure all illnesses with pot ritual

LAUGHING AT THE POOR IS STILL NOT THEIR PROBLEM: 

‘Wealth can be pretty isolating’: Problems that rich people face, according to therapists

WHEN RAINBOWS CATCH-ON YOU'RE IN TROUBLE: 

Contemplating the Wussification of Americans

THIS MAY BE WHY INDIANS SHAKE THEIR HEADS SO MUCH: 

A comprehensive review on the hepatotoxicity of herbs used in the Indian (Ayush) systems of alternative medicine

ART'S STILL IMITATING PEOPLE MAKING LIFE SHITTY: 

Fulfill the Prophecy: A Review of “Cult Show” at The Neo-Futurists: 

“Cult Show” asks you to replace one God with another and rebel against a society that gives too little while you give too much. In fact, forget all this “you” nonsense; you were you, but now we’re we; we we we we we…

EXAMPLE - THEY'LL CHANGE BUT NEVER STOP: 

Erdogan confirms ancient Istanbul church converted to mosque

LEARN TO LEVITATE: 

10 Tiny Ways To Make A Woman Love You Forever

A BRAIN-EATING WORM WILL "KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD": 

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Holds Campaign Rally in Austin, TX

EVERYONE WE'RE TOLD TO ADMIRE SUCKS: 

Nancy Pelosi yet again reveals Democrats’ disdain for average Americans

PEOPLE WHO HAVE AFFAIRS ASSURE US AFFAIRS ARE HARMLESS: 

Inside the rise and fall of Ashley Madison: ‘People literally lost their lives’ 

    

 BILL BURR ASKS GOOD QUESTIONS: 

‘Why Am I F*cking Listening to You?’ Bill Burr Roasts Bill Maher

TURMERIC? WELL, LIKE, DUH - ALERT WHOLE FOODS THEY SUCK: 

5 Supplements With Unexpected Downsides: Magnesium, Turmeric, & More

SHE'S KEEPING THE MONEY AND FACING NO PUNISHMENT STILL: 

How Oprah has pushed dangerous diet fads for more than 30 years..after presenter apologizes for role in toxic culture

ANOTHER SWEET-LOOKING NEWAGER LYING TO YOUR FACE JUST BECAUSE: 

Kelly Clarkson's fans react after she finally comes clean about how she REALLY lost all that weight: 'Disappointed but not surprised'

MEANWHILE - YOU'RE SOAKING IN IT: 

'Reality Is About to Sink in' for Alvin Bragg, Legal Analyst Warns 

     

 CURIOUS - THE MEDIA STILL HASN'T CALLED ON THE ROYAL HOMEOPATH YET: 

King Charles accidentally reveals Kate Middleton's suffering

A PATHOLOGICAL PUPPY-KILLING LIAR: 

Mon Dieu! Macron's Government Denies He Had a Meeting Scheduled With Kristi Noem 

    

 NOBODY LISTENED - TWICE - BUT THEY LOVED ALEX JONES SCREAMING AT THEM:

 Famed pathologist Dr Cyril Wecht dies aged 93: Forensic scientist argued more than one shooter killed JFK and called for investigation around Brittany Murphy's 'suspicious' death

WOMEN LOVE FORMING CULTS - THEN DENYING THEY'VE DONE SO: 

Marston Hefner brands Crystal Hefner a 'master manipulator': 

'When Crystal came in [to the mansion], there started to be tribes,...'

GIVE THE GUY POINTS FOR HONESTY: 

Florida man trying to get job as police officer blurts out that he sexually abused girl, nine

HE'S RIGHT - KIDS ARE RUINING COMEDY:

Jerry Seinfeld’s 17-Year-Old Girlfriend Saga Resurfaces After Duke Walkout

THEY "CLAIM":

Grieving daughters claim psychic medium led them to their missing mom's body after police bungled the search... as eerie 'paranormal' details are revealed

LIFT THAT LID:

Former Mormon lifts the lid on how the cult-like religion played a significant role in the 'extremely traumatic' kidnapping of Elizabeth Smart

COMING INTO THE LIGHT: 

'Not going to live in the shadows': How the daughter of a cult leader is helping others

SHE USES "THE BEST" LIKE THE FRENCH USE "SPECIAL":

Gypsy Blanchard says she 'thinks the best of her mom' on Mother's Day - despite murdering her

NEWAGE BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER, DOES IT? 

Prince William has 'disowned' Prince Harry and fans must 'give up hope' of reconciliation 

   

BUMS OF THE METAPHYSICAL:   

Harry and Meghan's Archewell Foundation is banned from raising or spending money after it is deemed DELINQUENT for failing to pay fees and submit records

THEY SAW THE FUTURE:

City once labeled 'scam capital of America' is now the BEST place to retire

SUCK MY NUTS: 

Why being a 'man's man' could add years to your life, according to new study

CAN'T BREAK THE OPRAH = FRAUD CONNECTION:

Dr Phil’s reinvention as a culture warrior isn’t working 

    

SEX WITH AN ANGRY BEE IS MORE ATTRACTIVE NOWADAYS: 

Bumble's billboard ads made fun of celibacy as an alternative to dating. It didn't go down well.

BITCH, SHUT YOUR FACE: 

This Unemployed 28-Year-Old Stopped Doing All Chores After His Wife – Who Earns All Their Income – Jokingly Called Him A "Househusband"

FUCK THAT - REMIND THE KID WHAT "DIVORCE" MEANS, HOW DESTRUCTIVE IT IS TO INDIVIDUALS, RELATIONSHIPS, SOCIETY, AND TODAY 70% ARE INITIATED BY WOMEN IRREGARDLESS OF WHO THEIR SPOUSE IS - AS A MALE HE HAS TO KNOW: 

A Little Boy Of Divorced Parents Asked His Dad To Buy His Mom A Mother’s Day Present — And Was Upset When He Said No 

   

 THE "SPIRITUAL" ONE: 

Dear Abby: Daughter-in-law is morally corrupt, egotistical and narcissistic ... and that’s not all 

   

  BECAUSE GOD OFFERED NO PROTECTION: 

Parishioners stopped teen with a rifle from entering church with 60 children inside

NUMBER NINE, NUMBER NINE,...:

John Lennon Was Haunted By This Particular Number His Whole Life 

   

 RIP, YOU MONSTER: 

David Sanborn, saxophonist who played for Bowie and Stevie Wonder, dies aged 78 

   

 ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW - AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE MONEY: 

In a city cut off from the world, guns and drugs keep flowing 

   

PROOF -  THE FUTURE ZUCKS ALREADY: 

Deceitful tactics by artificial intelligence exposed: ‘Meta’s AI a master of deception’ in strategy game

 

 See you tomorrow?

 

It's Amazing How Little Effect NewAge Cults Have Had (On Influencing The World)

Happy Valentine, everyone! "Some of these irritating skeptics claim that so-called alternative medicine (SCAM) is useless. They are wrong, of course! SCAM’s incredible uselulness is never more obvious that on Valentine’s Day." That might explain why The anti-Valentine’s Day movement is gaining strength. You've never heard of 'Galentine's Day'? The most romantic day of the year.

If you've got cancer.

Winger-with-no-black-friends Nikki Haley predicts "unhinged chaos" if Trump wins, even though other wingers warn about The Left and Chaos, so - no matter who wins - we got chaos. The Left has gone bonkers, and authoritarian after 2016, so there's that. Chaos. 

But more like on Get Smart, than anybody actually getting any smarter

I thought I’d found my soulmate. Then she scammed me out of £20,000. But maybe your 'soulmate' was destined to scam you out of $20,000. Did you ever think of that? You're too limited in your 'thinking.' Gah. The Duchess of Sussex joins podcast company that wants to make life ‘suck less’. 

See? Pure destiny.

Should a Florida man's church confession be evidence in a criminal case? It was a confession, wasn't it? Can you get 'em to confess into a tape recorder? Can you get 'em to confess into a rape recorder? 

Taylor Swift, call my agent. 

  ‘Are We Really Still Doing This?’ Jared Kushner Whines When Asked About the $2 Billion He Got from Saudi Government That Killed Khashoggi. And, apparently, we are. IDF Let Israeli Civilians Film Torture of Palestinian Detainees, so there. They're doing it, too. 

Happy now?

The Space Shuttle That Fell to Earth, review: a painstaking account of how Nasa failed its astronauts. If you've ever needed evidence, that the rich know they'll keep screwing things up, here it is: 'Bible prophecy is coming true' as billionaires build huge underground bunkers. Just to be clear: I don't know where underground bunkers are mentioned in the Bible, but OK. White House Spox John Kirby Claims Israel Is Taking Actions to Protect Civilians That ‘I’m Not Sure Our Own Military Would Take’ so it all makes sense. 

In a meta kind of way.

America, take note: Thailand is set to REVERSE weed legalization after spike in cannabis-related mental health issues and crime - with government calling pot 'a big problem'. And, if you've never smoked Thai Stick in the '70s, then you have no idea what they're talking about. Here's 11 Local Cults You Might Run Into in Oregon. They might know something, though Oregon's no Thailand. 

And no Thai Stick.

Cognitive Dissonance: India takes the divine path to boost tourism as Three killed in India after madrassa demolition triggers religious clashes. Meanwhile, here in America, the Documentary "God & Country" dives into threats of Christian nationalism to democracy. 

And we do yoga more than they do.

And a Family who left bride in vegetative state by force-feeding her pills when she ‘failed to meet expectations’ are jailed as Steve Wright says ‘sometimes people want you, sometimes they don’t’ in heartbreaking last video before his death aged 69 that just seemed to say it all. Until I read The Awfulness of Elite Hypocrisy on Marriage, and then it all started up again. You explain it. 

Use your Third Eye.

If the economy is so great, why are evictions soaring? But then, the Man credited with inventing the Pop Tart dies at 96, so, you think, how bad can life really be, right? Especially if Sinners Relieved To Learn Jesus Gets Them And They Don't Have To Repent Or Change Their Lives In Any Way? It's fine, right? 

Right?

And finally, "Is the Media Prepared for an Extinction-Level Event?/Ads are scarce, search and social traffic is dying, and readers are burned out. The future will require fundamentally rethinking the press’s relationship to its audience."

Good luck with that. Haven't you heard? Her mind is gone.

 

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