Democrats: Take Us To Your Leader That's Handing Out The Marching Orders

"Trump Is ‘Weird,’ Vance Is ‘Creepy.’ Finally, the Democrats Start Name-Calling." 

 - Jessica Bennett, The New York Times, July 2024 

 The Democrats don't get it: if Donald Trump calls someone a name, that's just roasting them. He's one guy. But - when all the Democrats start saying the same thing at the same time - that makes living in America like finding yourself at a really bad party, that all of a sudden starts turning into a sinister and dangerous cult, just because you wanted to check the headlines. 

You don't hear every NPC conservative screaming 'fake news' just because Trump says it. 

 In order to be trustworthy, the Democrat's cultists have to show they can think for themselves.

 

It's 24 Hours After 'Independence Day' And - Whoops! - You're Financially Trapped

THAT'S WEIRD - KAMALA THINKS SHE'S A BLACK WOMAN, TOO: 

Joe Biden, 81, describes himself as a black woman during radio interview

THIS CAN'T BE THE FIRST TIME: 

Disgusting moment Nathan’s contestant projectile barfs all over stage

IT'S WHAT THEY DO: 

Video: The Media and Establishment Are Still Lying About Biden

THE SECRET:

Hero of the Democrats: Marianne Williamson boldly volunteers to replace President Biden

THE SUPREME COURT STRIKES AGAIN:

SHOCKER! Biden's Cross-Dressing Dress Thief Scores Sweetheart Deal

THAT'S WHAT GOT THEM INTO THIS: 

The Conspiracy of Silence to Protect Joe Biden

TIGER BLOOD: 

GOP Heritage Foundation: Democrats must step in line with MAGA — or expect blood

I NEED MY OWN COMPOUND:

Bizarre history of Straitway Truth Ministry after ex-NFLer’s missing son found at ‘compound’ in early morning raid

SERVE ME - FOREVER: 

“I had to wait in line to, I don’t know, buy a f–king coffee or whatever. I was like, ‘This sucks. I want to go back to being famous.'”

HE'LL BE STEVE-O-O:

  Steve-O reveals he’s planning to get breast implants

NOW THAT'S SOUND REASONING:

  Man tortured and starved girlfriend’s children because he ‘didn’t want them to have to poop’

THE WORST OILMAN: 

The Fake Oilman

PRISON'S TOO GOOD FOR HER:

Samantha Ruth Prabhu responds to TheLiverDoc’s call for her to be ‘thrown in prison’ for being a ‘health and science illiterate’: ‘Shall be more careful’

TRANSCENDENT: 

Dalai Lama’s followers pray for his knee surgery recovery outside makeshift ‘temple’ — a ritzy NYC hotel

EAT THE MEAT:

Woman who won $43,000,000 was offered a steak dinner instead of her winnings by casino

THEY DO SEEM TO GO TOGETHER:

So-called alternative medicine (SCAM) is worringly popular with HIV-positive individuals

RIP - AND THANKS - I OWN ALMOST ALL OF YOUR WORK:

  Frank Zappa Bassist Tom Fowler Has Died

Tonight There's A Great Debate Between 2 Fools America's Sick Of Hearing From

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION:

  A new measure of Americans’ deep distrust of the media

NIGERIA AIN'T HAVIN' NONE OF IT:

  Cultism: Police arrest suspected killers of PoS agent, others in Ekiti 

    

 AFTER YEARS OF ARROGANTLY ASSERTING THEY WORKED:

  Multivitamin myth: Study shows no benefit to long-term health, longevity

HIMSELF INCLUDED:

  Bill Maher says 'aggressively anti-common sense' Left turns off voters, helps Trump

MORMONS ARE 'NICE' - EVEN WHEN BEING DASTARDLY - WHICH IS UNNERVING:

  Inside the bitter fight between the Mormons and small town America: Church accused of 'bullying' picturesque hamlets into letting them build towering temples

UTAH'S HAVING A BAD DAY:

  Paris Hilton tells Congress she was ‘sexually abused and force-fed meds’ during child welfare hearing

THIS IS AMERICA:

  He flipped off a trooper and got charged. Now Vermont is on the hook for $175,000

WHITE PEOPLE ON NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBAL LANDS - AGAIN?

  Rainbow Family is ordered to leave San Francisco forest or risk jail after thousands of 'counter culture' members threatened to descend on small town 

   

HERE WE GO:

  Religious leader wants to display Indian scriptures in Louisiana public classrooms

ZIONISM IS TROUBLE IN THE HOLY LAND:

  Israel threatens to send Lebanon 'back to Stone Age' as UN warns of 'potentially apocalyptic' all-out war between IDF and Hezbollah

ZIONISM IS TROUBLE IN AMERICA:

  Efforts to sell ‘Anglo neighborhoods in Israel’ at LA synagogue erupt in protests

THIS WASN'T POSSIBLE WHEN THEY WERE KEEPING AUSTIN WEIRD:

  Alex Jones’s notorious Infowars channel will be shut down by bankruptcy court

IS SHE RELATED TO THE 'CULT MOM'?

95-Year-Old "Nazi Grandma" Convicted Again For Denying Holocaust 

    

DUMBEST STORY OF THE DAY:

  Wild TikTok theory claims there are secret codes on TOOTHPASTE tubes that only 'elites' know about - but dentists reveal what colored squares REALLY mean

TMR IS HOPING FOR THE ONE-LEGGED GUY:

  Iran elections: The candidates vying to replace Ebrahim Raisi after his air crash death - including a one-legged 'living martyr', a terror chief's 'best friend' and the cleric who ordered mass executions

ANYONE WHO WOULDN'T EAT WITH CHARLES MANSON IS DEAD TO ME:

  Mom of one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims Tony Hughes slams Ariana Grande after she revealed serial killer who murdered and dismembered 17 men was her dream dinner party guest

MEN PUT WOMEN ON TABLES AND MAKE THEM DANCE, RIGHT? 

Inside Julian Assange's 'secret family of love children' from his life before Wikileaks - and the groupies who threw themselves at him

I TURNED DOWN A PARTY WITH METALLICA AND 'PLAYED' A CHAINSAW:

  Beck on Getting Denied Entry to a Party with Paul McCartney & Bringing Leaf Blowers on Stage

HEALTHY:

  Top female bodybuilding champion, 36, dies days before top-level competition after suffering a blood clot in Brazil as tributes are paid to 'angel in human form'

I CAN GET PAID TO GET LAID FOR SCIENCE:

  You Can Get Paid To Get High For Science

HOMEOPATHS SAY DIFFERENT:

  Exercise for back pain prevention: forget about chiropractic, osteopathy, acupuncture, etc., exercise is by far the most promising treatment

LIFE AMONGST THE REDWOODS:

Seattle's shame: City once revered for its booming tech and quality of life descends into 'zombieland' where drug addicts and prostitutes reign supreme

MAKING TAYLOR SWIFT AN ICON WILL DO THAT:

  How millennials became the least cool generation

WHAT'S THE 'MEANING' OF FREE TIME?

  America's crisis of meaningless work 

   

 TEAM PLAYERS:

  ‘Kinds of Kindness’ has a cultish take on toxic work culture

14 IS BIGGER THAN 13 - AND 13 IS 'BAD LUCK' - SO,...L. RON HUBBARD IS A GENIUS:

  13 Celebs Who "Escaped" Scientology, And 14 Who Love And Defend It

HAPPY ENDING:

  Horror in the Med as Iraqi girl, 16, 'is strangled to death while being raped in front of her mother on sinking migrant boat by man who had just seen his wife and daughter drown' in disaster that saw dozens killed off Italy

WARM LEATHERETTE:

  A woman's car crash reveals dead body in back seat — which is "cold to the touch"

RECKLESS - WITH EVERYTHING:

  Matthew Stafford's wife apologizes for 'media storm' after revealing she dated husband's backup QB

HE'S IMPOTENT:

Shocking twist in Jerry Sandusky case as new medical evidence could have proven former Penn State coach's innocence - but was left out of trial because he was too EMBARRASSED

IF I DIE - BLOW ME:

  Shock ‘sex contract’ drawn up by Brit prof, 77, with sugar baby escort revealed after he’s found dead amid assault probe

'THE MAN WITH NO NAME' HAS A FOLLOWING:

  Inside the secretive Church With No Name sect that’s under FBI investigation over decades of child sex abuse claims

'WHAT ARE YOU PROTESTING?' 'WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?'

  A Hater’s Guide to Ser Criston Cole 

   

 VETERAN BEAST HUNTER:

  Is this the Loch Ness Monster? Veteran beast hunter says he was left 'dumbfounded' by hump spotted on a webcam trained on the Scottish lake

WHAT HAPPENED TO GLOBAL COOLING?

  Whatever Happened to ‘the Big One’?

THERE'S GHOSTS:

  "Cozy Grove: Camp Spirit" is a delight, with one giant caveat