The (Warped, Twisted, Horrible) American Dream

Nothing explains what's gone wrong with women, and society, like a look at what Lauren Sanchez did to herself - with society's blessing.

 

Only A Sick Society Pretends A Tragedy Of Insecurity Is Something To Celebrate

Congratulations to Lauren Sanchez, on transforming herself into The Joker - so she could finally team-up with Lex Luthor - making our lives into even more of a dark, ugly cartoon.

 

Fentanyl Milk Shake

 

  Whoopi Goldberg mocked after claiming ALIENS have 'been here for quite some time' 

   

  Cult leader sentenced in case of 3-year-old boy who was buried to be brought back as Jesus 

   

  Is the West in a Societal Death Spiral? 

   

  Mike Tyson sells cannabis sweets in shape of Evander Holyfield’s ear 

   

  Trump unwisely compared to Charles Manson by Fox pundit

Renee Zellweger’s Face Is More Important Than Almost Everything Else This Country Has On It's Plate Today

What "work" someone had "done" is a much greater issue than solving white injustices

White people will use anything to distract from discussing the racist society they've created,...

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Journalists Reporting About Actress’ Face Feel Really Good About Selves 

NEW YORK – Journalists who have spent the past twenty-four hours writing about the status of an actress’ face said today that they feel really good about the line of work they have pursued and the service they are providing. Reporters from such major news outlets as CBS, ABC and CNN all reported immense job satisfaction and high self-esteem after filing stories speculating about whether or not the actress had had plastic surgery. “As a career, journalism has a lot of ups and downs,” said one of the journalists. “But on a day like today, when you get to spend hours reporting about an actress’ face, it all seems worthwhile.” Another journalist commented on the important public service he provided by filing as many as a half-dozen articles about the actress’ face. “This is why I went to journalism school,” he said with pride. “I’m going to sleep well tonight.”

Of course, Ann Althouse was on top of this very important topic,...

Anyone Needing To Be Seen That Bad Can't Be Good

The older I get, the more seriously demented women can look:

Liposuction, eating disorders and sexual coercion: High fashion’s ugly secrets

Glad I skipped all that in my development,…

 

The Insecure, Impulsive, Irrational Pain Of Vain America

Whites said big butts were ugly for most of my life:

Now they're the unnatural outgrowth of a sick society, facing the truth that it couldn't hide,...

Murder? Fraud? Am I The Only Person Not Surprised?

A jury convicted a doctor of murder early Saturday in the death of his wife six years ago, bringing an end to a trial that became the nation's latest true-crime cable TV obsession with its tales of jailhouse snitches, forced plastic surgery, philandering and betrayal.

The case shocked the Mormon community of Pleasant Grove, 35 miles south of Salt Lake City, and captured national attention because the defendant was a wealthy doctor and a lawyer, a father of eight in a picture-perfect family and former bishop in his local congregation of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

The daughters went to work uncovering what they call their father's secret life. They abandoned him while dogging authorities to open a murder investigation. It wasn't until MacNeill's release in July 2012 from a federal prison in Texas on charges of fraud that Utah prosecutors moved to file charges of murder and obstruction of justice.

You Honestly Can't Get More Western-Looking Than This

I'm not kidding:

 That's what I expected when I heard Julie Chen had her eyes done,...

The Face Of Feminism (And, Now, So Much More,...)

 

Warped - beyond belief,...

 

Witchy-Poo

Plastic Murdery. Lipofucktion. I don't know: 

There's something about a belief, especially in Mommy Mysticism, that seems to lead eventually - but directly - into harnessing the power of our much-hated science to destroy all they survey. (And if you spend a lot of time looking in the mirror,...) I'm comfortable with that. And my celibacy. 

                                                            Still, people wonder why. 

Oddly,...

 

You ARE Still That Loser Kid In High School,...

...And your work has always said so:

I still feel like that loser kid in high school

Lady GaGa goes on a crying jag for HBO.

Awww, whatsa matter, Lady G? Nose jobs, NewAge, bad art, and turning other people's kids into "little monsters" isn't fulfilling?

Fucking loser.

How To Stay Single (And Really Make It Work)

It's a good thing a cool-assed guy like me ain't into having a relationship, because no woman would want to be with me, anyway. Why not? Because now, unlike when I was married, when my woman would really, really, really want to do something stupid, I wouldn't hesitate to say, "Hell, no! Get me a beer, sit down - and shut the fuck up, woman!"

And there'd be a damn good reason why I'd be that way, too:

You're looking at it.

Next Up: She'll Hire A Homeopath As Her Doctor

"It wasn't in the stars.

A week after hiring Malibu psychic Aiden Chase to replace Spencer Pratt as her business manger, Heidi Montag announced she'll go it alone.

'I have decided to part ways with Mr. Chase both as a manager and as a psychic and will scrutinize my business decisions more carefully in the future,' Montag, 23, tells PEOPLE. 'I will now be managing my own career as a strong and independent woman.'

Montag says that she had worked with Chase as her 'intuitive healer' for a month after her 10 plastic surgeries in one day before deciding have him take over the job that had been done by her husband Pratt for five years.

'Unfortunately recent behavior by Mr. Chase on set of both Just Go With It starring Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman and [on] The Hills have made me question this decision,' Montag says.

Montag didn't elaborate.

As for his behavior, [Aiden Chase] denies reports he crashed the set or tried to poach Audrina Patridge as a client. "

-- Jennifer Garcia, giving credence to the rumor I have psychic powers - I predicted this arrangement wouldn't be working out "in her near future" - or, at the very least, Miss Garcia is confirming that one seemingly crazy nigger can be far more "intuitive" than Hollywood's average "strong and independent" NewAger with breast implants, or, really, any other blithering idiot believer who's ever appeared in People.

A Global Waste Of Skin: The Art Of Irrelevancy

Before

After

She already boasts a fake tan and DD-cup breasts, so you would be forgiven for thinking Danielle Lloyd had had some sort of procedure on her newly plumped up lips.

But while the former WAG was definitely displaying a fuller pout than normal, her spokesman insists she has not been under the knife.

Rather, her trout pout is all down to a lip plumping gloss that comes straight out of a bottle.

A spokesman for the 25-year-old said: ‘Danielle hasn’t had any work done. She’s just used a lip-tingling lip gloss which makes lips look plumper.

‘It has chilli [sic] in it, and just encourages the lips to look fuller.’

--The Daily Mail

Rule of thumb: When your mouth is closed and your lips don’t meet, there’s no point in lying.

Anyway, all that lip excitement made us wonder why this penis holster is a celebrity of any kind.

Then we remembered – she’s British! Now for whatever sad reason, the Brits have this desperate need to have celebrities, and they choose them without any criteria whatsoever.

WAGs, footballers, weather readers, game show hosts, news readers, “presenters” (whatever the hell that is), women with eight and a half kids by nine husbands – the list is endless.

In fact, the bigger the piece of dirt, the bigger the celebrity. If a small pile of dog crap was photographed banging a small pile of cat crap under a mailbox on a London street corner, POOF, instant celebrity. Daily Mail here we come.

And then there will be commenters who will write “such a lovely couple. They seem quite content together and we shouldn’t judge”.

And if you make it to WAG status, you’d be more popular than a surprise paranormal concert where Elvis opens for The Beatles.

In case you forgot, a WAG is a woman who bangs “footballers” for a living (WAG = Wives And Girlfriends” of “footballers”).

To make sure we haven’t overlooked any of Lloyd’s accomplishments, we took a glance at her Wikipedia page. Here’s a small sampling:

*Lloyd claims she was bullied in school; however, Chris Yates, the headmaster of one of Lloyd's old schools, St Hilda’s, said, "There's no recollection of her ever being persecuted, she is lying and no teacher can ever recall any incidents where Danielle was bullied. In fact I’ve been led to believe by her former friends that the opposite is true."

* The former Miss England 2004 and Miss Great Britain 2006 first rose to prominence when she was stripped of her Miss Great Britain 2006 title after posing for nude pictures featured in the December 2006 edition of Playboy magazine and her alleged affair with one of the pageant's judges, her then-boyfriend, footballer Teddy Sheringham.

* As a participant in the 2007 series of Celebrity Big Brother, Lloyd, along with others, were accused of using bullying tactics and making serious racist comments directed against the Indian actress Shilpa Shetty, telling Miss Shetty that she should "fuck off home".

* Lloyd has continued her non-modelling [sic] career as a professional "celebrity for hire”.

The fun continues:

Danielle Lloyd has revealed that she will be writing her autobiography. The book will be a tell-all account of her public love life.

Lloyd's former lovers include footballers Teddy Sheringham, Jermain Defoe, Marcus Bent, Peter André and F1 champion Lewis Hamilton.

The Daily Star says that Danielle will "spill the beans of the stars" and that "Many [football] players are dreading this book"

Lloyd, 25, is apparently at the centre of a bidding war between publishers for her "X-rated autobiography", which is scheduled for release in October.

There’s a saying that for every rat you see, there’s fifty you don’t.

She’s only 25 and well on her way to beating Madonna’s record of the person who has eaten the most sperm in the history of history. Unless Paris Hilton beats her to it.

Our thanks to the Brits for their high standards, and to the public everywhere for providing this gutter slut with all the money she can use.

You know who you are. We’ll find you.

The Problem: Her Real Ugliness Is On The Inside

"Madonna was pictured distinctly red-faced as she arrived at a Kabbalah centre in Los Angeles yesterday.

Hiding behind huge oversized sunglasses, the singer looked stern and unsmiling.

Her face was make-up free and the skin appeared red raw, suggesting the singer had undergone a beauty treatment,...."

-- The Daily Mail

Sex Bomb

Hang Mioku, now 48, had her first plastic surgery procedure when she was 28; hooked from the beginning she moved to Japan where she had further operations - mostly to her face.

Following operation after operation, her face was eventually left enlarged and disfigured, but she would still look at herself in the mirror and think she was beautiful.

Eventually the surgeons she visited refused to carry out any more work on her and one suggested that her obsession could be a sign of a psychological disorder.

When she returned home to Korea the surgery meant Hang's features had changed so much that her own parents didn't recognise her.

After realising that the girl with the grossly swollen face was indeed their daughter her horrified parents took her to a doctor. Once again the possibility that Hang had a mental disorder was raised and she started treatment.

However, this treatment was too expensive for her to keep up and she soon fell back into old ways.

Amazingly, she found a doctor who was willing to give her silicone injects and, what's more, he then gave her a syringe and silicone of her own so she could self-inject.

When her supply of silicone ran out Hang resorted to injecting cooking oil into her face.

Her face became so grotesquely large that she was called "standing fan" by children in her neighbourhood - due to her large face and small body.

As Hang's notoriety spread she was featured on Korean TV. Viewers seeing the report took mercy on her and sent in enough donations to enable her to have surgery to reduce the size of her face.

During the first procedure surgeons removed 60g of foreign substance from Hang's face and 200g from her neck.

After several other sessions her face was left greatly reduced but still scarred and disfigured.

And it would seem that even Hang can now see the damage she has done; she now says that she would simply like her original face back.

-- The Telegraph.UK