Tonight There's A Great Debate Between 2 Fools America's Sick Of Hearing From

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION:

  A new measure of Americans’ deep distrust of the media

NIGERIA AIN'T HAVIN' NONE OF IT:

  Cultism: Police arrest suspected killers of PoS agent, others in Ekiti 

    

 AFTER YEARS OF ARROGANTLY ASSERTING THEY WORKED:

  Multivitamin myth: Study shows no benefit to long-term health, longevity

HIMSELF INCLUDED:

  Bill Maher says 'aggressively anti-common sense' Left turns off voters, helps Trump

MORMONS ARE 'NICE' - EVEN WHEN BEING DASTARDLY - WHICH IS UNNERVING:

  Inside the bitter fight between the Mormons and small town America: Church accused of 'bullying' picturesque hamlets into letting them build towering temples

UTAH'S HAVING A BAD DAY:

  Paris Hilton tells Congress she was ‘sexually abused and force-fed meds’ during child welfare hearing

THIS IS AMERICA:

  He flipped off a trooper and got charged. Now Vermont is on the hook for $175,000

WHITE PEOPLE ON NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBAL LANDS - AGAIN?

  Rainbow Family is ordered to leave San Francisco forest or risk jail after thousands of 'counter culture' members threatened to descend on small town 

   

HERE WE GO:

  Religious leader wants to display Indian scriptures in Louisiana public classrooms

ZIONISM IS TROUBLE IN THE HOLY LAND:

  Israel threatens to send Lebanon 'back to Stone Age' as UN warns of 'potentially apocalyptic' all-out war between IDF and Hezbollah

ZIONISM IS TROUBLE IN AMERICA:

  Efforts to sell ‘Anglo neighborhoods in Israel’ at LA synagogue erupt in protests

THIS WASN'T POSSIBLE WHEN THEY WERE KEEPING AUSTIN WEIRD:

  Alex Jones’s notorious Infowars channel will be shut down by bankruptcy court

IS SHE RELATED TO THE 'CULT MOM'?

95-Year-Old "Nazi Grandma" Convicted Again For Denying Holocaust 

    

DUMBEST STORY OF THE DAY:

  Wild TikTok theory claims there are secret codes on TOOTHPASTE tubes that only 'elites' know about - but dentists reveal what colored squares REALLY mean

TMR IS HOPING FOR THE ONE-LEGGED GUY:

  Iran elections: The candidates vying to replace Ebrahim Raisi after his air crash death - including a one-legged 'living martyr', a terror chief's 'best friend' and the cleric who ordered mass executions

ANYONE WHO WOULDN'T EAT WITH CHARLES MANSON IS DEAD TO ME:

  Mom of one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims Tony Hughes slams Ariana Grande after she revealed serial killer who murdered and dismembered 17 men was her dream dinner party guest

MEN PUT WOMEN ON TABLES AND MAKE THEM DANCE, RIGHT? 

Inside Julian Assange's 'secret family of love children' from his life before Wikileaks - and the groupies who threw themselves at him

I TURNED DOWN A PARTY WITH METALLICA AND 'PLAYED' A CHAINSAW:

  Beck on Getting Denied Entry to a Party with Paul McCartney & Bringing Leaf Blowers on Stage

HEALTHY:

  Top female bodybuilding champion, 36, dies days before top-level competition after suffering a blood clot in Brazil as tributes are paid to 'angel in human form'

I CAN GET PAID TO GET LAID FOR SCIENCE:

  You Can Get Paid To Get High For Science

HOMEOPATHS SAY DIFFERENT:

  Exercise for back pain prevention: forget about chiropractic, osteopathy, acupuncture, etc., exercise is by far the most promising treatment

LIFE AMONGST THE REDWOODS:

Seattle's shame: City once revered for its booming tech and quality of life descends into 'zombieland' where drug addicts and prostitutes reign supreme

MAKING TAYLOR SWIFT AN ICON WILL DO THAT:

  How millennials became the least cool generation

WHAT'S THE 'MEANING' OF FREE TIME?

  America's crisis of meaningless work 

   

 TEAM PLAYERS:

  ‘Kinds of Kindness’ has a cultish take on toxic work culture

14 IS BIGGER THAN 13 - AND 13 IS 'BAD LUCK' - SO,...L. RON HUBBARD IS A GENIUS:

  13 Celebs Who "Escaped" Scientology, And 14 Who Love And Defend It

HAPPY ENDING:

  Horror in the Med as Iraqi girl, 16, 'is strangled to death while being raped in front of her mother on sinking migrant boat by man who had just seen his wife and daughter drown' in disaster that saw dozens killed off Italy

WARM LEATHERETTE:

  A woman's car crash reveals dead body in back seat — which is "cold to the touch"

RECKLESS - WITH EVERYTHING:

  Matthew Stafford's wife apologizes for 'media storm' after revealing she dated husband's backup QB

HE'S IMPOTENT:

Shocking twist in Jerry Sandusky case as new medical evidence could have proven former Penn State coach's innocence - but was left out of trial because he was too EMBARRASSED

IF I DIE - BLOW ME:

  Shock ‘sex contract’ drawn up by Brit prof, 77, with sugar baby escort revealed after he’s found dead amid assault probe

'THE MAN WITH NO NAME' HAS A FOLLOWING:

  Inside the secretive Church With No Name sect that’s under FBI investigation over decades of child sex abuse claims

'WHAT ARE YOU PROTESTING?' 'WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?'

  A Hater’s Guide to Ser Criston Cole 

   

 VETERAN BEAST HUNTER:

  Is this the Loch Ness Monster? Veteran beast hunter says he was left 'dumbfounded' by hump spotted on a webcam trained on the Scottish lake

WHAT HAPPENED TO GLOBAL COOLING?

  Whatever Happened to ‘the Big One’?

THERE'S GHOSTS:

  "Cozy Grove: Camp Spirit" is a delight, with one giant caveat

Presto-Change-Oh (Conservatives Fell For It - AGAIN!)

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So How's All That God's Love And We've Got To Protect The Planet Stuff Looking This Morning?

Yada, Yada, Yada, GOD, Yada, Yada, Yada,...

"President Hugo Chavez is confident that God and nature will pull Venezuela out of a power crisis battering both the economy and his popularity.

Rationing and blackouts have afflicted the South American oil exporter since late 2009, due mainly to a drought that has cut water levels at hydroelectric installations normally supplying more than two-thirds of power needs.

The crisis may cause a second year of economic contraction in Venezuela and is also weighing on Chavez's approval ratings ahead of a legislative election in September that he and opponents are casting as a referendum on his rule.

'The squalid ones are hoping it won't rain,' Chavez said late on Tuesday, using his usual term for the opposition.

'But it's going to rain, you'll see, because God is a "Bolivarian." God cannot be squalid. Nature is with us,' the socialist leader added during an event with athletes."

-- Reuters

I'm Going To Get You - And Your Little Dog, Too!

"Residents of a small outback Australian town have been left speechless after fish began falling from the sky.

Hundreds of spangled perch bombarded the 650 residents of Lajamanu, shocking local Christine Balmer, who was walking home when the strange 'weather' started.

She said: 'These fish fell in their hundreds and hundreds all over the place. The locals were running around everywhere picking them up.

'The fish were all alive when they hit the ground so they would have been alive when they were up there flying around the sky.

'When I told my family, who live in another part of Australia, about the fish falling from the sky, they thought I'd lost the plot.

'But no, I haven't lost my marbles. All I can say is that I'm thankful that it didn't rain crocodiles!'

Meterologists say the incident was probably caused by a tornado. It is common for tornados to suck up water and fish from rivers and drop them hundreds of miles away.

Mark Kersemakers from the Australian Bureau of Meterology said: 'Once they get up into the weather system, they are pretty much frozen and, after some time, they are released.'"

-- Richard Shears, making the unexplainable explainable - and reminding us of something we forgot that we already know - while too many protest we can't know everything, reading The Daily Mail.