If Jesus Is Coming You'd Better Get A Big Towel

So what have we got on the religion and "spirituality" front? We find that news more satisfying than the political stuff because, let's face it, if you catch a politician screwing up (or discover somebody's been lying on one - repeatedly) that's all you've got.

But with religion - oh baby - you've always got something more:

Children in Britain are being taught brutal Sharia law punishments, including how to hack off a criminal’s hand or foot.

So-called ‘weekend schools’ for Muslim pupils as young as six also teach that the penalty for gay sex is execution and that ‘Zionists’ are plotting to take over the world for the Jews. 

One set textbook challenges youngsters to list the ‘reprehensible’ qualities of Jews.

Another for six-year-olds asks them to answer what happens to someone who dies who is not a believer in Islam. The answer being looked for is ‘hellfire’.

See what we mean?

It's not just that these monsters are teaching little kids this stuff - it's that "God" is telling 'em to teach little kids this stuff!

That's the story that makes life worthwhile for an atheist!

There's that, and then there's the thrill of watching as some other believers run forward to announce, "No! No! No! They're not listening to the real God!" or they'll throw some whole new spin on things to make their particular belief look more normal and natural than the others:

The Pope has broken with years of Roman Catholic teaching by saying the use of condoms can be justified ‘in certain cases’.

Benedict XVI appeared to signal that the contraceptive could be an acceptable means to stop the spread of AIDS.

But he made clear the comments were not intended to weaken the Church’s fundamental opposition to artificial birth control, a source of grievance to many practising Catholics.

No, no, nothing must ever weaken the church, because that would be a ca-tas-tro-phe. Think about it:

They'd have to give all that money back, and the gold fixtures and great works of art. Why, there might not even be a recession any more if we did that, and then the whole point of going to church - to pray that our lives would get better - would be foolish, huh?

Speaking of foolish, we can't conduct a sane, reasonable conversation about religion and "spirituality" without discussing at least one of the many myriad beliefs in the ephemeral smorgasbord known as NewAge, can we?

For instance, Martin Robbins made a remarkable discovery recently that pretty much sums up the whole religion and "spirituality" gambit:

You'll be shocked - shocked I tell you - to hear that I've noticed a bit of an inconsistency in homeopathic thinking. Well actually there are many, but one that's particularly worth mentioning is the disagreement over what exactly constitutes a dangerous overdose, because even if you believe in homeopathy, this should trouble you. In fact, it should trouble you especially if you believe in homeopathy.

Regular readers will recall that I was part of January's mass homeopathy overdose. Before I took part I realized that one of the criticisms we were likely to face would be "you're not doing it right!", so I spent some time investigating the issue. Unfortunately, my attempts to find out from homeopaths how you would actually overdose on their products resulted in a bewildering array of mutually exclusive answers.

It was almost as if there was no coherent theory of how the stuff worked, and the different homeopaths were each just making things up on the spot.

Imagine that. Now we can hear you smarty-pants-types already:

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But TMR, homeopathy is "alternative" medicine - it's not a part of religion and "spirituality" - it's sold in Whole Foods, and promoted on Oprah, not a church!

Well, yes, that's totally true, but you forget that homeopaths try not to mention their watered-down concoctions should be hit against a Bible to be properly activated, preferring instead to put more emphasis on "succussion" or the shaking of the preparation.

Just another example of how God helps those who help themselves:



And, from an atheist perspective, that's truly a beautiful thing.

It's Not All About How You Want To Look At It

When Pope Benedict came to America recently, President Bush told the EWTN Global Catholic Network he agreed with the Pope's view that "there's right and wrong in life, that moral relativism has a danger of undermining the capacity to have more hopeful and free societies." This is one of the things I like about our president: say what you will about the details (understanding that in politics we have to be able to compromise, and he's a believer and I can't) but when it gets to the big picture - like the basics of right and wrong - we (all three, this atheist and those two commited believers, alike) can easily agree. President Bush always seems to know what's right in that regard, while most people I encounter, whether in my life or my reading, are floundering. He's much smarter than people give him credit for.

Moral relativism (assuming there's no such thing as "right" and "wrong" or they're kind of the same) is a big problem in this country, and the Pope's visit highlights one of my favorite examples of it.

As everyone knows, I'm no fan of religion, and that includes Catholicism. (Though I do enjoy reading The Anchoress.) But not being a relativist, it also includes Buddhism - and it's own spiritually-atheistic emissary, the Dali Lama. President Bush likes both men. But most Leftists treat the Dali Lama like there's something unique about what he's selling, while the Pope is just a hypocrite who shuttles around in a bullet-proof funny car, spouting a bunch of Thou Shalt Nots. It just isn't so. Long ago, I posted a quote from Patrick French's essay, "Dali Lama Lite", about what Lama-lovers either don't know or refuse to accept - here it is again:

"Tibetan Buddhism is not a values-free system oriented around smiles and a warm heart. It is a religion with tough ethical underpinnings that sometimes get lost in translation. For example, the Dalai Lama explicitly condemns homosexuality, as well as all oral and anal sex. His stand is close to that of Pope John Paul II, something his Western followers find embarrassing and prefer to ignore. His American publisher even asked him to remove the injunctions against homosexuality from his book, ''Ethics for the New Millennium,'' for fear they would offend American readers, and the Dalai Lama acquiesced."

That would seem to make the Dali Lama the exact same type of man as the Popes. But, actually, that makes the Dali Lama even less of a figure because the Popes haven't lied, or tried hide their shit, merely for the sake of good propaganda. They've been up-front about what they think, and if you don't like it, tough. The Dali Lama, on the other hand, is playing his followers for the incense burning suckers they are. It's just one big morally relativist spiritual party with him: I won't show you my hypocrisy if you won't show me yours.

I'm mentioning all this because my friend (and regular reader) Elizabeth Mika, just sent me two articles (from the Chicago Tribune) that highlight how moral relativism is being applied, regarding the presidential election battle between Barack Obama and John McCain.

In the first article, Steve Chapman takes John McCain to task for criticizing Barack Obama, regarding his friendship with the Weatherman Bill Ayers, when McCain is also friends with the convicted former Watergate conspirator - and now radio host - G. Gordon Liddy. McCain once told Liddy it was "always a pleasure for me to come on your program, Gordon, and congratulations on your continued success and adherence to the principles and philosophies that keep our nation great." Chapman then says:

"Which principles would those be? The ones that told Liddy it was fine to break into the office of the Democratic National Committee to plant bugs and photograph documents? The ones that made him propose to kidnap anti-war activists so they couldn't disrupt the 1972 Republican National Convention? The ones that inspired him to plan the murder (never carried out) of an unfriendly newspaper columnist?

Liddy was in the thick of the biggest political scandal in American history—and one of the greatest threats to the rule of law. He has said he has no regrets about what he did, insisting that he went to jail as 'a prisoner of war.'"

O.K., you got all that? And I can tell you (as an old hand at this political game) it's all true: G. Gordon Liddy is a true-blue American nut case. How he ever got into politics, or inside the White House for that matter, is still a mystery to me after all these years and I know the guy's story pretty-fucking-well. My favorite Liddy tale, behavior-wise, regards an incident where he held his hand over an open flame for an extended period of time to prove he was "harder" than everyone else in the room.

I can hear some of you now (we've got him!) thinking because McCain associates with Liddy - and I support McCain - this is practically some kind of political double-play, that might have the capacity to shut me up, turn the election leftward, and gain some kind of advantage for Obama, the Democrats, and/or the Left. Well, I hate to bust your bubble, but no such luck. Let's finish dealing with Giddy Liddy, first, and you'll see why:

G. Gordon Liddy, despite all his faults (and, boy, are we talking about a guy with a lot of 'em) is an American patriot in the Ollie North mode. The kind of guy who, if his president (it was Richard Nixon at the time) asked him to crawl through broken glass to do something - he'd do it. Even crazier, if Liddy got an assignment that didn't require crawling through broken glass, he'd request that broken glass be added just so A) he could really show his loyalty to the president and the country B) he could show his courage was off-the-fucking-charts (compared to the rest of us "wimps") and C) so he could brag about it, for the rest of his fucking days, on that goofy little radio show of his.

Now keep in mind, to their credit, career Democrats in government (as opposed to anti-war protesting civilian weenies) are no slouches when it comes to the "crazy patriot" routine either. (I like patriots, y'all:) Richard Armitage (the guy who admitted he revealed Valarie Plame's CIA identity - not Scooter Libby - though I don't hear anybody screaming about that little fuck up,...) is pretty crazy too. My favorite Armitage story is from right after 9/11, when the government wanted to go into Afghanistan. Ol' Rich called up President Mussharaf and gave him an ultimatum - in the form of The Macho Response:

Join with the United States in the War On Terror or we'll bomb Pakistan "back to the Stone Age".

Mussharaf, a military general - who no one on earth would call a coward - got Armitage's message, loud and clear, and the rest is history.

My point is, we've got these guys - Democrats, and Republicans, who don't take crap and are batshit crazy - on our side. Totally insane or not, they are patriots, and G. Gordon Liddy, for all his crimes, never killed anyone (though he has proposed doing so, probably, every day) and he proudly went to prison with his head held high (mostly because he's so nutty he isn't capable of lowering it.). That's why he - and Ollie North - have got radio shows, speaking engagements, and millions of fans, despite doing time.

One of which is, apparently, John McCain.

On the other hand, Barack Obama's friend, Bill Ayers, was fighting against our government in an organization that got many Americans killed and (when you add in children, etc.) devastated more lives than I can calculate. When the Weathermen's (accidental) Greenwich Village townhouse explosion occured, they were building bombs to set off at a dance - at a dance! - for noncommissioned officers at the Fort Dix, New Jersey Army base. Three Weathermen (actually Weather-women) were killed in that "gory" blast alone. The rest went underground to continue their vicious nonsense and, when it was all over, Bill Ayers only escaped punishment on a technicality.

You can read the other Chicago Tribune article Elizabeth sent me for more on Ayers' illustrious "career".

My point, here, is to say that for anyone to suggest - in trying to assess the associates of Barack Obama and John McCain - that there's anything alike, between a terrorist like Bill Ayers and a patriot like G. Gordon Liddy, is just taking moral relativism to it's extreme. This example is an even much more outrageous use of moral relativism than when Obama compared his grandmother's comment (she, a white woman, once voiced her fear of a single black male to him, in private, family member to family member) to Jeremiah Wright's weekly paranoid ravings in front of a congregation of thousands, as well as on TV, radio, and on CDs. There's just no comparison, but, somehow - with Democrats using moral relativism - Barack Obama got away with it, and the Left agreed he did a marvelous job doing so.

I wouldn't let him do it again.