Twenty-Four Seven, Three Sixty-Five, Seven Days A Week, Until You Die

Waking up to hear President Trump's theory, that "Joe Biden died in 2020 and was replaced by a clone," is the latest reminder that, for America in 2024, the political choice was NOT between bad governance under the Democrats or,...whatever MAGA is supposed to be now (I get that "Again" is the late 80s, before the internet, when Trump shined) but a choice between NewAge mumbo jumbo of the flavor delivered on TV with Oprah, or conspiracy theories the way radio used to ladle them out on Coast To Coast AM. 

    

But, no matter which - whether you like 'em or not - you were gonna get it. No one in this country is spared "the crazy." Ever. It's not allowed. Voting for Trump, to escape the influence of Democrat "spirituality," was only going to lead to Trump putting RFK, Jr. and Dr. Oz in charge of healthcare. It was inevitable. There was never going to be a way out. 

   

Clones, Christ, craziness, and even the cosmic - when promising common sense - is the defining feature of American life.

 

The Train

 

 This is how the world works - and is working - harder than ever 

 Doesn't matter if it's Democrats or Republicans - both bring their spiritual nonsense with them, to torture the rest of us with it, until we get sick of them and kick them out 

 Only to do it over again

 

Asking Crazy People To Fix Things (How's That Supposed To Work?)

Drifting from the fascism of the Democrat's NewAge spirituality, to the fascism within the Republican's Christian theocratic version SHOULD be a whiplash, but - instead - it's going as smooth as silk, due to electing a Trump administration full of former Democrats 

 Now we get Jesus AND "alternative" medicine! The Prosperity Gospel AND newscasters who talk to "psychics." It's the "best" of both insane worlds, for the worst of all possible outcomes 

 The US is still in decline

 

If The Theory That People Never Die Leaves You Terrified, You're Gullible, Too

Once you can grasp how vast, cold, and uncaring 'the universe' is, and the fact that living things consume one another, you have to be narcissistic-to-the-extreme - and a little stupid - to think your life will continue after death, or there's a God who cares, specifically, about YOU. 

 That poisoning narcissism's survival is why so many things in modern society don't work now.

Everything's Horrible, Degraded, Debased, And Classless OR Completely Normal

IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION:

  The Crack Emcee has also started writing a Substack Post 

     

 NETFLIX - NOT THE NEWS: 

This New Cult Docuseries Is The Top Show On Netflix Right Now

THE CULT-OWNED NEWSPAPER:

  An Epoch Times executive is facing money laundering charges

THE TWO-BY-TWOS:

  Secretive sect under investigation faces venue cancellations after email campaign

CULTISTS PUT OTHERS THROUGH SO MUCH HELL:

  ‘Dancing For The Devil: The 7M TikTok Cult’: Kylie Douglas Details ‘Dying To Your Family’

BY FAILING US THEY FAILED THEMSELVES:

  Media scrambles for survival ahead of 2024

"WE'RE IN THE HOSPITALS - WE'RE GETTING LEGIT - YOU'D BETTER 'GET IT' BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!":

  Health care needs more spirituality, experts say

THE INFLUENCE OF THE STUPID IS UNRELENTING:

  The influence of zodiac signs on health, well-being, quality of life, mortality and infections

STICK TO MUSHROOMS:

  FDA advisors reject MDMA therapy for PTSD, amid concerns over research

SO DOES TMR - START ALIEN YOGA:

  The Dutch want to ban puppy yoga 

   

 THE MOON IS IN THE SECOND HOUSE AND JUPITER'S ALIGNED WITH MARS - OR IT'S ALL THAT SHIT ABOUT BEING 'GODDESSES' THAT'S FINALLY BACKFIRING: 

Why Dating Feels Like a Nightmare for Young Women Right Now

HE'S THE MICHAEL COHEN OF THE LEFT:

  Democrat Goes Viral for Unrelenting Blast Against Republican "Cult"

FUNNY HOW THEY ALL SHOW UP AT ONCE:

  Colorado Republican Party issues call to burn all Pride flags

BRUTAL:

  White House Claims Your Inability To Afford Groceries Is Misinformation

HE'S NOT GOING TO SIGN-UP NOW:

  Nigel Farage Gets Milkshaked by OnlyFans Model on First Day of His Campaign

TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL:

  Read the disturbing threats Big Pharma exec 'sent to bosses at health insurance provider' after they refused to pay for Crohn's medicine - Justin Dynlacht, 54, allegedly sent 15 emails, 12 letters and two faxes to his ex-bosses, Aetna, and its parent company CVS Health in a yearlong campaign of terror. The letters detailed in a court affidavit threatened to kill, rape, torture, and mutilate three executives, their families and children, and various other staff in revenge. Threats were often incredibly graphic, including cutting victims into pieces and putting them around Aetna offices as a warning to others.

WE NEED MORE RELIGION IN SCHOOLS MY ASS:

  Glamorous Christian high school teacher, 31, learns her fate after having sex with a student in parking garage and after the junior-senior ball

TRY IT IN FRANCE INSTEAD:

  'Darkest period of my life': Gay conversion therapy in Italy

WAIT - HUH?

  Pope Francis tells gay man rejected from seminary to ‘go ahead with your vocation’

TIME FOR MORE YOGA:

  Shocking Indian election results are a crushing blow to Modi

NO LONGER GIRLS - NO LONGER FUN:

  Cyndi Lauper announces farewell tour

STAR WARS IS NOT THE STAR WARS I'M LOOKING FOR:

  'The Acolyte' Is Not the 'Star Wars' You're Looking For

Travels From Lack-Of-Success To Lack-Of-Success On A Planet Destined To Die

 

THEY NOTICED - THEN WENT RIGHT BACK TO IT:  

World tensions ‘coming to the boil’

NETFLIX SHOULD JUST REBRAND AS 'THE CULT CHANNEL' NOW: 

The 7M TikTok Cult Is the Subject of Netflix's Newest Documentary

   

  LET ME GUESS - NO MEAT/NO CHEDDAR NOT A HUGE SELLER: 

Why so many San Francisco vegan restaurants are closing

PEOPLE EVEN BUILT STADIUMS SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT: 

Warning to Young Women: Bears Will Maul You

TMR THOUGHT IT WAS HEAVEN'S GATE: 

The failed colossus that was supposed to connect California to aliens

100% RIGHT BUT (ALAS) ALSO 100% CHRISTIAN: 

Parent Barged Into A Middle School Science Class To Demand They Stop Teaching ‘Astrology’

WALT WANTED US AMAZED - NOT TO LOSE OUR HEADS OVER IT: 

Decapitation Reported on 33-Year-Old Disney World Attraction

THE REAL 'GRIND' WAS NEVER A SECRET: 

San Francisco man attacked, left stranded by date he met on Grindr 

   

OK WE GOT A DEAD WORM ZOMBIE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE NOW: 

RFK Jr. said doctors found a dead worm in his head after it ate part of his brain

HERE'S SOMETHING WE NEVER SAW COMING: 

Neuralink’s first in-human brain implant has experienced a problem, company says

PARTY POOPER SCIENCE - AGAIN:

The fusion of two sisters into a single woman suggests that human identity is not in our DNA

NEVER FORGET - WE ARE ALL 'ONE': 

Prince William Not Letting Harry Anywhere Near Kate Middleton

A 'WHOLESOME OUTLOOK' ISN'T HELPING ANYONE HERE:

Woman With Multiple Face Tattoos & Piercings Says She’s Having A Hard Time Finding A Job

WHEN YOU GET RAP NEWS FROM SETH ROGAN IT'S OVER:

SETH ROGEN EXPLAINS WHY DRAKE LOST RAP BATTLE TO KENDRICK LAMAR

SOCIETY'S EVEN HURT BY HIS PASSING: 

Frank Stella’s Greatest Legacy Was as a Master Sadist 

   

BURN SAGE AND TELL 'EM THEY'RE GOD:

What are alternative treatments for schizophrenia?

IN THE NEWAGE THIS IS CALLED 'HELPING': 

Homeopathic Concierge at the Hellenic Cultural Center of New York

TMR TOTALLY APPROVES - NOW RAISE A FUSS: 

The TwinRay mystery: A spiritual group in Ashland raises eyebrows and worries

AND TRADING PUNK FOR FINE DINING WILL DO THIS - REST IN POWER: 

Steve Albini, Storied Producer and Icon of the Rock Underground, Dies at 61

Everyone's A God (Who Drank Too Much In High School)

Maine man sentenced for ‘cult-like’ sexual misconduct 

  The TwinRay mystery: A spiritual group in Ashland raises eyebrows and worries

 

 THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: 

Indian state says yoga guru misled public with COVID, other cures

AMERICAN IDIOTS: 

Green Day's DNA is literally in the next generation of Bay Area pop-punk

James Jani's Been In The Dark

 

 "This entire thing,...is a rabbit hole." 

     

"The Perfect Grift"

 

It Isn't Like You Have A Choice

 

 "You weren't even creative enough to come up with your own cult." 

   

  Why disturbing leaks from US gender group WPATH ring alarm bells in the NHS 

   

  Why bishop is calling for £1bn in Church of England reparations for slavery 

   

  Why people are reluctant to call themselves atheists 

   

  The California ranch tied to Gillette, a cult and 'The Biggest Loser' 

   

  Riot at Ivy Ridge finally helped close cult school after students sick of solitary confinement & restraints fought back 

   

 "People who have a spiritual understanding of life in the absence of a religious framework are vulnerable to mental disorder." 

   

  Was your last sandwich made by a cult? 

   

  How A Man Overdosed On Homeopathic Medicine After Manufacturer Error