Showing posts with label Lizzo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lizzo. Show all posts

Sunday, May 26, 2024

Crows Can Count But Americans Still Forget We Have Receipts For Iraq's WMD, Bill Clinton Raped Three Women And Harvey Milk's Murderer Wasn't Homophobic

IT TOOK MORE THAN A DAY:

IF ONLY HE'D BEEN MORE SUCCESSFUL:

DRACULA NEVER FAILS TO SELL THE CASTLE:

IF I SEE ANYTHING I'LL LET YOU KNOW:

A LIFE WITHOUT MUSIC WILL DO THIS:

WHEN HE BECOMES SOCIABLE TO ASSHOLES:

TAKE THAT, CHARLIE - A FOLLOWER'S TALE FOR A CHANGE:

SOMETHING LESS SERIOUS WAS EXPECTED:

WE'VE ALL SEEN HER WORK:


   

  EVERYBODY ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERE GAY:

YOU DA HOE:

MAKING THE GAYS LOOK BAD:

WHENEVER THE WORLD'S GETTING RELIGIOUS/SPIRITUAL:

THINGS RICH PEOPLE CAN DO TO OTHERS # 3,867:

SHE DIDN'T KNOW BEING FAT WAS PART OF HER ACT:

THEY WERE TRYING A SUBWAY FRANCHISE BEFORE JARED ARRIVED:

HE IS AND WAS ON HIS THRONE AND THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW:

AFTERWARDS WOULD'VE BEEN TOO LATE:

FUCK IF IT'S NOT TRUE:

WADE AWAY:

MOST ALIENS ARE PEOPLE:

AS STRONGLY-WORDED AS THE LAST TWO IF NOT MORE SO:

THIS CAN ONLY HAPPEN BY BELIEVING "SPIRITUAL HEALER" IS A REAL THING:

THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BE EXPLAINED:


   

 PROBABLY LIBERTARIANS: 

ANNOUNCEMENTS EVEN AFTER YOUR DAD'S NO LONGER IN THE KLAN:

DESCRIBE ATTENDING A TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT:


   

 THERE'S A NEW DEFINITION FOR THE "O-FACE" TOO:

WAIT UNTIL THEY SEE THOSE KNOCKERS:

IF GOOGLE AI SAID TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE:


Thursday, August 17, 2023

TMR: Lizzo Shouldn't Feel Too Bad (They Even Went Bananas At Apple)

Ladies and Gentlemen, Politics Today noticed something happening in the world that, I'm sure, will be a shock to TMR readers. And no, it's not that Lizzo's making her back-up dancers eat bananas

Here it is:
I know, I know [slaps forehead] you can't believe it. [Slaps forehead again] Neither can I. What happens in this big ol' homeopathic world of ours boggles the mind.
I mean, sure, you hear about the occasional psychic offering remote healing who removes her advertisement after complaints from sceptics, but, mostly, what you see is a world rewarding people for becoming little tyrants, which is how the we end up with so many cult leaders to begin with. When given the chance, some people just can't resist telling other people what to do. And, when given the chance, some people just can't resist doing as they're told.
So, people want to know, has Miley Cyrus joined a cult? I can't say. A member of Fleetwood Mac did, and they're all into gender pseudoscience and the erasure of parental boundaries, so maybe there might be something to it. 
And, in the NewAge, that just might mean your life.