Showing posts with label Elvis Presley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Elvis Presley. Show all posts

Thursday, June 13, 2024

The Donald Says He Would've Been A Great Match With Pelosi But She's Too Old

OUR MEDICAL CARE IS EXPENSIVE - THEIRS SUCKS:

THEY CAN HAVE IT:

ALL THE NEWS THAT FITS - THIS DON'T FIT:


   

 MIGHT/MIGHT NOT:

THEY'LL BE THANKED 100 YEARS FROM NOW:

THERE'S A LOT OF CONS IN SUPPLEMENTS:

THE MOLE PEOPLE:

KIWI CHIROS CANCEL CRYING CRITTERS FOR CASH:

YOU'RE SPECIAL ENOUGH TO KILL FOR,...WHATEVER:

NOW THAT'S A REAL RANGER:

Sunday, May 26, 2024

Crows Can Count But Americans Still Forget We Have Receipts For Iraq's WMD, Bill Clinton Raped Three Women And Harvey Milk's Murderer Wasn't Homophobic

IT TOOK MORE THAN A DAY:

IF ONLY HE'D BEEN MORE SUCCESSFUL:

DRACULA NEVER FAILS TO SELL THE CASTLE:

IF I SEE ANYTHING I'LL LET YOU KNOW:

A LIFE WITHOUT MUSIC WILL DO THIS:

WHEN HE BECOMES SOCIABLE TO ASSHOLES:

TAKE THAT, CHARLIE - A FOLLOWER'S TALE FOR A CHANGE:

SOMETHING LESS SERIOUS WAS EXPECTED:

WE'VE ALL SEEN HER WORK:


   

  EVERYBODY ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERE GAY:

YOU DA HOE:

MAKING THE GAYS LOOK BAD:

WHENEVER THE WORLD'S GETTING RELIGIOUS/SPIRITUAL:

THINGS RICH PEOPLE CAN DO TO OTHERS # 3,867:

SHE DIDN'T KNOW BEING FAT WAS PART OF HER ACT:

THEY WERE TRYING A SUBWAY FRANCHISE BEFORE JARED ARRIVED:

HE IS AND WAS ON HIS THRONE AND THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW:

AFTERWARDS WOULD'VE BEEN TOO LATE:

FUCK IF IT'S NOT TRUE:

WADE AWAY:

MOST ALIENS ARE PEOPLE:

AS STRONGLY-WORDED AS THE LAST TWO IF NOT MORE SO:

THIS CAN ONLY HAPPEN BY BELIEVING "SPIRITUAL HEALER" IS A REAL THING:

THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BE EXPLAINED:


   

 PROBABLY LIBERTARIANS: 

ANNOUNCEMENTS EVEN AFTER YOUR DAD'S NO LONGER IN THE KLAN:

DESCRIBE ATTENDING A TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT:


   

 THERE'S A NEW DEFINITION FOR THE "O-FACE" TOO:

WAIT UNTIL THEY SEE THOSE KNOCKERS:

IF GOOGLE AI SAID TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE:


Thursday, May 23, 2024

Build Muscle All Over - Strengthen Your Core - Boost Your Metabolism, And Die

SHE'S THE SELF-PROCLAIMED HOMEOPATHIC CANDIDATE: 

FEELING INFLUENCED YET? 

BOGUS ASS WANNABE BOSS BITCH:

GREAT ARTISTS STEAL - AND THEY APPARENTLY LIE:

CULTISTS USED TO ASK "WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?"

PASTOR'S WIVES HAVE A HARD TIME: 

THE WAITING IS THE HARDEST PART - TOM PETTY:

MEET BORN DIED SHE WILL BE MISSED: 

HE ONLY LIKES MOVING PICTURES: 

WHAT'S IT SAY THAT IF YOU DON'T PAY YOU STAY ON THE CRUISE? 

EVERYBODY THINKS THEY'RE SMARTER THAN NEAL DEGRASSE TYSON: 

NO, LITERALLY EVERYBODY: 

FATHER, SON, AND THE HOLY GOUT: 

NOW HE GOT NONES: 

I'M GOING TO GRACELAND - PAUL SIMON: 

ONE IS TOO MANY:

THEY WOULDA GOT AWAY WITH IT, TOO, IF IT WASN'T FOR THOSE DARN KIDS: 

ONE PUSSY PEEPER, TWO PILL PUSHERS, AND TEN PROFESSIONALS WITH KIDS TO FEED:

THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT ANYMORE: 

THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE:

THEY WEREN'T IN KANSAS ANYMORE: