The Clintons Practically Invented Making Voters Throw-Up In Their Mouths A Little

 

 NOTICE - THEY CAN'T JUST STRETCH AT HOME:

  San Diego’s Yoga Crackdown Leaves Yogis Bent Out of Shape 

    

 HE'D SEEN IT ALREADY:

  Killer Doomsday dad Chad Daybell flicked through pics of ex’s body ‘like it was nothing’ before ‘fake tears,’ juror says 

    

 ALWAYS SUPPORTED BY AMERICAN POLITICIANS:

  Epoch Times CFO May Have Laundered Millions Through Shen Yun Dance Troupe and Conspiracy Fueled Chinese TV Channel 

   

 THIS CULT STOLE HARVEY MILK'S ELECTION FOR THE DEMOCRATS:

  ‘Cult Massacre: One Day in Jonestown’ Director on Most Shocking Revelations in Jim Jones Docuseries 

    

 COOKING IS EASY - YOU'RE HARD:

  Cooking isn't hard! Just use this semen cookbook

Mother's Day (Because Even The Women Who Kill Their Kids Get A Freebie Now)

GOOD IDEA:

She invented Mother’s Day — then waged a lifelong campaign against it

THE WAY THEY LIKE IT:

America Is Broken, and the Media Ain't Helping 

   

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK:

  The ‘cult of celebrity’ distracts people from real-world problems

THE DRIUGS ARE TAKING EFFECT EARLY:

Burning Man, home of 'radical self expression,' removes pro-Palestinian sculpture from its website

ACKNOWLEDGING WHAT THE LEFT'S GOOD AT:

Justice Thomas Criticizes ‘Nastiness and the Lies’ He Faces

THIS IS HOW SCIENCE GOT SO STUPID

The Bizarre Story Of Jack Parsons, The Sex Cult Leader Behind NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory

HELP FOR WHO JOINED A CULT - NOT FOR LIVES THEY RUINED BY DOING SO:

 

Cult documentary will help provide resources for survivors

"KING KUNTA" NEEDS TO CALL OFF THE DOGS:

DRAKE SECURITY TAKES DOWN ALLEGED TRESPASSER...Third One This Week

EVERYONE KNOWS WHORES ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR HONESTY:

Bill Maher drops bombshell as he airs 2018 interview with porn star Stormy Daniels that undermines her Trump trial testimony

BLAH BLAH

OneTaste isn’t an ‘orgasm’ sex cult — but a ‘wellness’ company

A CASE STUDY IN WOMEN AND GAYS DESTROYING SCIENCE:

THE PSEUDOSCIENCE NETWORK IN ACTION: A CASE STUDY OF VIRGINIA

CULT EXPERTS SAY THERE IS NO "MAGA CULT":

Clinton calls for 'formal deprogramming' of MAGA 'cult members'

ENOUGH SUFF:

 

Hillary Clinton-produced play ‘Suffs’ failing to pack seats

KILL YOUR BABY FOR AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYER DRESSED LIKE THE ICE CAPADES: 

Taylor Swift fans share their horror as they spot young baby on the FLOOR in the standing area 'during the singer's Eras Tour concert in Paris'

SATAN WOULDN'T DISAGREE:

Irish singer Bambie Thug row with Eurovision deepens after pro-Palestine star accuses bosses of 'not supporting them' after Israeli TV branded their semi-final performance as 'Satanic'

GAYS IN THE PULPIT:

Catholic priest stuns worshippers by telling them Christ had an erection when he died on the cross in shocking Easter sermon

THIS COULDN'T HAPPEN IF FOOLS DIDN'T SUPPORT CULTISM:

Corrie star Emrhys Cooper reveals family was ‘sucked in by cults’

THE BEST NEWS OF THE DAY:

Growing numbers of patients are being left disfigured or disabled after taking Ozempic

FAME - MAKES A MAN TAKE THINGS OVER:

How A-list stars are lifting the lid on Hollywood secrets

SHE SHOULDA STAYED AND CHARGED TICKETS:

Female substitute teacher goes on the run after she was accused of having sex with boy, 17, in an empty classroom

WOMEN LIKE TO ADMIT THEIR UNFAIR ADVANTAGES IN SOCIETY:

 

Teacher fired for 'sending 30,000 creepy late-night texts to young girl' is STILL working in a school - as she brags 'you can't f****** touch me'

WITCHES BREW:

Can a tavern with ties to the Salem Witch Trials on the brink of collapse be saved?

BEWARE ANYTHING "THE INTERNET" IS INTO:

Man Behind ‘Dress That Broke the Internet’ Admits Strangling Wife 

   

WOMEN LOVE THESE GUYS:

 

  Light and dark spirits; the end of times | Chad Daybell trial testimony takeaways

THIS ONLY HAPPENS BECAUSE PEOPLE SUPPORT QUACKERY:

State health department finds alternative medicine provider falsified vaccine records

R.I.P., MY MAN: 

The Little Shop Of Horrors director and Oscar winner Roger Corman dead at age 98

Cult Survivor Headlines Are More Colorful Than Watching Parrots Eating Crayons

GERMANY IS WHERE ALL THIS WATERLOGGED MADNESS BEGAN:

WOW! The German Medical Association bans homeopathy

YOGA IS STAYING HARMLESS:

Survivor of ‘Escuela de Yoga’ cult helps bring down the human trafficking sect he escaped from 

   

  SHE'S FINE WITH DEATHS AFTER SPREADING "THE SECRET" BUT NOT THIS:

Oprah Winfrey regrets her contribution to 'diet culture,' admits she set unrealistic standards 

   

  FINE - HIT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER:

Dear Abby: My husband wants me to ‘forget’ his 20-year-long affair 

   

  FROM MEDICINE TO NEWAGE QUACKERY TO "DIY" WELLNESS:

Hospitals’ new message for patients: Stay home

IMAGINE - ABANDONING BELIEFS AS "THE BEST DECISION":

"I'm an ex-Jehovah's Witness - I felt shunned by my church after my divorce and leaving was the best decision for me"

THE CULT MOM'S "MAGIC MAN" HAS FINALLY LOST HIS POWERS:

DNA matched to sample found on Daybell's axe

Easter: When Jesus Rose From The Dead And The Whole 'Zombie' Genre Began

More like WALLness: ‘Wellness is a multibillion-dollar cult. Now I see through it’

'We Are All One' Is A NewAge Lie: Who's who in the 'dumped by Meghan Markle' club

HOMEOPATHY WATCH: King Charles’ ‘Funeral Plans Unveiled’

Nailed It: YouTuber Ruby Franke who starved kids likened herself to cult killer in diary

Angelic: Doomsday cult, murders and children buried in a pet cemetery: The case of Lori Vallow

Dear Prudence: A new podcast examines the perils of intense meditation

Out Of The Frying Pan: Why an Eco-warrior Left the Movement—and Became a Christian

Politicians Are So Smart: Tennessee bill endorses chemtrails conspiracy theory

Polka? Beyoncé 's 'Cowboy Carter' isn't a country album. It's worse.

Might? Trump’s Bible Just Might Earn Him Eternal Damnation

We Just Wanna Party: ISIS calls for Ramadan massacre of Christians and Jews by 'lone wolves'

I'm A Doctor, Jim, Not An Exorcist

Japan Is Imposing A Fine And Seeking To Dissolve The Unification Church AKA the Moonies, but all the other loonies can stay

Lori Vallow Daybell appeals murder convictions in her children’s deaths because demons, damn it

And The Church of Greece Says To Stay away from Scientologists - so that means no Mission: Impossible, no Top Gun: Maverick, no Simpsons - no nothin'. But you ain't gonna make it.

They Say

They say the wellness industry is “meaningless pseudoscience” and, not only that but, "about four times the size of the pharmaceutical market worldwide" - of meaningless pseudoscience. That's so much meaningless pseudoscience, we're literally drowning in meaningless pseudoscience. You couldn't get away from meaningless pseudoscience if you tried. Which makes talk about vaccines extra tedious. Because nobody knows what the fuck they're talking about.

 

 

 "Ahhh, this one's gonna get me in trouble"

They say the end will come for the cult of MAGA, which - like Russian collusion - does NOT exist. How deep into Hillary's conspiracies, did they have to burrow, to still believe it does? One day, we'll need spelunkers to get them out. Trust me. Spelunkers. Spelunkers don't get enough work.

They say we should be protecting the right to religious freedom - though protecting the right to religious freedom's why people like "Cult Mom" get away with believing their crazy shit for so long. Maybe protecting the right to religious freedom can have a talk with protecting the right to a life that makes sense, and we can see what we end up with, then. It's gotta be better than dead kids.

They say “Austin is where ambition goes to die,” and you can see that. They can't, but you can. They're not even gonna make the effort. That's how down they are. Whatever that parrot is, it's never going to fly, my friend. Forget it. You're in Austin, you're doomed, and so are your dreams.

And, while they say a US Bank with 33m customers but zero locations left people unable to access their money, even the bank's phone tree kinda snickered and said the bank don't see it that way.