I don't exactly want to do this now, but I feel like I've been derelict in my "spiritual" duties:
"KUMBAYA" IS WRONG AT ANY HOUR:
JELLO - JUST LIKE MORMONS - THEY LIKE JELLO:
IT'S NOT BLOOD - IT'S CHERRY FLAVORED KOOL-AID:
"MOM, CAN I HAVE A QUARTER FOR THE CROSS MACHINE?"
BALDHEADED GUYS MAKING SURE WE KNOW WHAT SUFFERING IS:
AS CURSES GO, A MOVING STATUE IS PRETTY LAME - WHERE'S THE PSYCHIC CLAIMING SHE HAS TO "CLEANSE" YOUR MONEY?
JOIN OUR CULT OR YOU'RE FIRED:
AND WHEN SHE HAS A 'BOWEL MOVEMENT' WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT, BLAME GOD:
HE'S TELEPATHICALLY CONTACTING EDWARD SNOWDEN ON WHERE TO RUN:
"Examiner writer joins documentary tour exposing Scientology - Canada cult
CANADA!?! NOT CANADA!! YOU GUYS WILL TALK THROUGH ANYTHING!!!
My God, we're stupid:
I highly recommend you join one of these groups - for assistance - immediately,...