Oh, Yea: He Understands You (All Men Do)

"People told me he was trouble, but I really thought he was too evolved and sensitive to hurt me the way he did,..."

-- Irina Aleksander, on "L'Homme Fatale" - the type of douchbag women run to once they discover normal macho types couldn't be bothered pretending their nonsensical "spiritual" ramblings deserve the time of day - in The New York Observer.

Dr. Demento: Sensitive NewAge Guys Are A Joke

"Who has mates whose last names are hyphenated?"

The Chronicles Of Narcissism

"Charles attracts women by displaying a certain vulnerability - something of a little boy lost. It's real, not phoney. But he gets bored with a woman the moment he realises he has total control over her. It is not a pretty characteristic, but there it is. I'm sure it goes back to his childhood when his mother ran off with another man. He loves the chase of women, and seducing them, but he can be ruthless with them."

-- One of the "oldest friends" of Charles Spencer, the twice-divorced brother of Princess Diana, who gave us that ugly NewAge act of being so torn up over NewAge Diana's treatment by NewAge Prince Charles, in the Daily Mail

"I doubt if Charles will ever fall completely in love with any girl. The only person he really loves is himself."