The (Warped, Twisted, Horrible) American Dream

Nothing explains what's gone wrong with women, and society, like a look at what Lauren Sanchez did to herself - with society's blessing.

 

The Macho Response 2025 (Laughter At The Idea Of EVER Returning To Before)

BWAAAAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA: 

Men, Where Have You Gone? Please Come Back.  

BWAAAAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA: 

Dear Abby - The men I want to date vanish as soon as I tell them the truth 

 BWAAAAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA: 

Mankeeping Is Why Women Are Done With Dating

"Creepy Karoline" Is Life Imitating Art

“I don’t think Creepy Karoline – when she speaks – I don’t think anybody in America really takes her seriously on a matter of substance. I mean, she’s not learned by any [stretch of the] imagination, and I think her comments are clearly so defensive, and so ill-informed, that people might largely tune her out. She’s wrong.”

 

 Are you sensing a theme, here?

 

Random: Start With France As A Joke And End With A Monster Into Dry Cleaning

It's always fun when France is in the news, because, usually, the language barrier keeps it out. That allows people to make up their own impressions of the place, instead of seeing it as it is. 

  An epic mess.

Here's a quote from Jordan Peterson about Elon Musk and his transgender kid who's in the news:

  "Musk revealed the other day that the professionals that were interacting with him in run the news todayegard to his transitioning son told him that if he didn't abide by their dictates that his son was much more likely to commit suicide. That's a lie. No one who's educated as a psychologist believes that to be true,..." 

 'That's a lie' - great: but who's the 'liar'? Is Peterson saying Elon lied about what he was told, or was Elon told a lie? If he lied about what he was told, why didn't Peterson confront him? 

And, if Elon was told a lie, why doesn't he sue?

Women in the Trump era seem to be going for the Cruella Deville look - which you might attribute to Donald Trump - but I attribute to women in the Trump era: nobody makes women do these things. They probably never even attended a KISS concert. This is all on them: 

Form a band, Ladies.

And two things: 1) I wouldn't be shocked if this were true, and 2) did you know Benjamin Netanyahu always brings extra loads of his dirty laundry to be washed at the White House? 

 Like genociding Palestinians, it's, like, his "thing"

 

National Movie Review

‘God’s Misfits’ appear in bullet-proof vests at first hearing over kidnap and murder charges

Behind a Vegan Chef’s Holistic Empire, an Ugly Reality

Inspired by reality TV, Buddhist monks become matchmakers

"The Tortured Poets Department does begin with a shred of hope that, just maybe, Swift knows what she’s talking about,...But,...unmasks itself quickly as a heady vat of pop nothingness,..." 

   

  Chiropractors charged with sexual assault

Premature Alzheimer’s diagnosis using pseudoscience is dangerous

Family that only walk on all fours leave scientists baffled as they 'shouldn't exist'

Caitlin Clark salary criticism a ‘false narrative,’ says WNBA commissioner Cathy Engelbert

Man who was raised in a polygamist cult to SIBLING parents lays bare the horrifying truth about INCEST inside the religious sect - revealing he was made to do BLOOD TESTS as a child to figure out which of his relatives he could safely marry

Two Former High-Profile Trump Critics Now Admit It: His Foes Are the Real Threat to Democracy

Sigh,...

This Code's The Only Guarantee Of Authenticity Against Any Fraudulent Behavior

A LOT TO SWALLOW: Sandwiches are great, too bad they fund a cult

WHAT PART OF 'I TOLD YOU SO' DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND? Weed Strains Are Meaningless, CBD Doesn't Ease Anxiety and Other Cannabis Wellness Claims are, Like, Totally Bogus

IT'S NOT A TUMOR: The fake diagnoses of so-called alternative medicine – PART 2

DUH: Gluten-Free Mini Bagels Recalled Nationwide for Containing Gluten

THEY SAY 'FIRST' LIKE MORE ARE COMING: California's first transgender mayor Raul Ureña is kicked out of office after opponents mount 'transphobic' recall campaign

TAYLOR SWIFT IS "an artist who is extremely limited....Swift has been making music since 2006, but in all that time, she has not grown beyond a few, very myopic subjects: Famous ex-boyfriends (almost always terrible), her own victimization — for such a powerful woman, she's never at fault, never an architect of her own misery — and middle-school mean-girl stuff, with Kim K her head nemesis. Swift may be 34 years old, but intellectually, philosophically, and emotionally, she is forever stuck at 13. Her discography will never improve, only regress,..."

LIZ TRUSS SKEWS YOUNGER: "A memoir in the style of an excitable five-year-old on acid.” 

   

 SHE FIGURED IT OUT ALL BY HERSELF: Woman who tried to cure her cancer with holistic diet drink almost died after she refused chemotherapy - with ex-model, 39, now saying 'you'll need something harder than carrot juice' to overcome tumours

OUT OF THIS WORLD: All the problematic pseudoscience shared by Zac Efron's health guru and guests in his new Netflix show 'Down to Earth'

'PLAYBOY RABBI' IS A THING NOW: Playboy rabbi who hired hitmen to kill his wife so he could pursue an affair with radio star is found dead in prison where he was serving life for murder 

   

 SPIRITUAL AND RELIGIOUS: Chad and Lori Daybell used ‘castings’ to pray for spouses’ deaths 

   

 WHAT'S HIS SPECIALTY? Doctor is fired after he regularly gawked at patients’ genitalia

THE NEW ALBUM'S BAD BUT NOT THAT BAD: Maxwell Azzarello's unhinged posts about Taylor Swift before he set himself alight outside Trump's hush money trial in NYC

DISTURBING: Ever wondered what Mona Lisa would look like rapping? 

   

 WE CAN BE HEROES: Columbine school shooters glorified: Inside the scary online obsession

INFLUENTIAL NO MORE: Brazilian influencer drowns while filming stunt

LATER, DUDE: Daniel Dennett, fiery atheist philosopher who saw human brains as ‘programmes’

HOW HAVE THEY STILL MISSED BILL BURR? Caitlin Clark needs to sell $12 million more tickets

This Is A Hard One (Or It Eventually Got That Way When I Started To Play With It)

GOD'S 'GOOD NEWS': 

Lauren Boebert preaches Biblical apocalypse and "uprising of righteousness"

TOTALLY LEGIT: 

Is Church of Scientology Best Judge Of Whether Scientology Forced Teen To Marry Her Rapist?

LEARNING HOW THE SAUSAGE GETS MADE: 

The Uncomfortable Truth About Child Abuse in Hollywood

NEVER FORGET LISA MCPHERSON: 

New RHONY star Rebecca Minkoff is a hardcore Scientologist who rubbed shoulders with Danny Masterson and has donated MILLIONS to the church - while her doctor dad was implicated in horrifying wrongful death lawsuit of Lisa McPherson

HITLER? WHO SAID HITLER? 

“I didn’t say that”: 8 classic gaslighting phrases to watch out for

RIGHT UNDER THE WORLD'S NOSE: 

‘Messianic spell’: how Narendra Modi created a cult of personality

WE ARE ALL 'ONE': 

Meghan Markle is 'strategic' with friendships and 'forgets' pals 'when she's finished with them'

WALKING CADAVERS: 

Hollywood's 'Ozempic face' crisis: Plastic surgeons reveal the celebs suffering from gauntness 'because of weight-loss drug' 

   

 THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE SHAME VS. TRASHCANBUTT: 

Taylor Swift reignites bitter feud with Kim Kardashian as she drops TWO brutal 'diss tracks' aimed at reality star on surprise 'double album' version of The Tortured Poets Department: Fans brand songs 'the ULTIMATE f**k you'

THAT'S YOUR BABY: 

The Illogical Relationship Americans Have With Animals

HIGH ART: 

San Francisco museum unveils a fancy new cannabis bong collection

WOMEN DON'T WATCH BASKETBALL (OR RE-WRITE THEIR BADLY-WRITTEN ABORTION LAWS) AND THAT'S ALL THE FAULT OF MEN: 

Caitlin Clark WNBA Salary Outrage Perfectly Explained By Bill Burr: 'Nobody Shows Up!'

THEIR SELF-HELP PROGRAMS DIDN'T HELP THEM: 

NPR is facing 'legitimate criticisms' for 'obvious problems': Matt Taibbi

MAYBE THEY SHOULD STOP THAT: 

Kidney disease patients in Taiwan embrace alternative medicines despite physician non-disclosure 

SEEING HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES: 

Undercover cop beaten by colleagues during protest wins $23.5m payout