Unusually Foolish Occultists (U.F.O.s)

"600 believers have come for four days to talk about new flying saucer sightings and to get away from all the people who refuse to stop laughing.

The proof is unmistakable. There's a photograph of four white smudges that could very well be an alien spacecraft that flew over Belgium in 1989 and which surely proves the existence of four white smudges.

And there's the chart full of purple dots and black arrows that may indicate aliens flew over President Bush's Texas ranch in January. The dots and arrows on the chart are plain as day."

-- Steve Rubenstein, on the "proof" presented at a U.F.O. conference in the San Francisco Bay Area, in the SFGate.