Joseph Nigro On Rick Sanchez: I Hate This Guy

Here's Our Favorite Metro-Sexual Diaper-Boy, Rick Sanchez, at CNN:



Ricardo, Let us talk to you directly.
 
First, Ricardo, we can’t figure how you being born in Cuba is relevant. You claim that’s why you’re familiar with guys like Joe, with Fidel Castro, and even Communism, but apparently you moved to Florida by the age of 1½ so you must have really soaked up a lot at a very tender age. Impressive, Ricardo, and a true miracle. You had credentials while still wearing a diaper, just like today.
 
Anyway, Ricardo Diaper-Boy, we yearned to know more about your magnificent narcissism, but quit after a look at Wikipedia’s entry. We think, Ricardo Diaper-Boy, you might be a tad envious that Joe the Plumber is a bigger name than you. Anyway, Ricardo Diaper-Boy, what about this:

"Following a Miami Dolphins football game, on December 10, 1990, just past midnight, on a residential street just outside of Joe Robbie Stadium, an intoxicated Rick Sanchez, driving his Volvo, struck an intoxicated pedestrian, Jeffrey Smuzinick, who had just run into the street and into the direct path of Sanchez's car.
 
Sanchez initially stopped his car but then left the scene. Sanchez said he left the scene to go home to retrieve his driver's license and insurance card.
 
Sanchez also said he tried to aid Smuzinick at the scene of the accident and tried to flag down motorists although eyewitnesses claim Sanchez ignored the injured man and loudly told police and bystanders that blood tests were pointless, and would hurt his public image. Sanchez was said to have "smelled strongly of alcohol" by a Metro-Dade police officer. A blood test taken 75 minutes after the accident revealed Sanchez's blood-alcohol level was .15, over the legal .10 limit.

Sanchez ultimately pleaded no contest to the drunk driving charge and he never attempted to provide restitution to Jeffrey Smuzinick or to Smuzinick's family for the 5 years of mounting medical bills that Sanchez's accident caused.

Jeffrey Smuzinick died October 30, 1995 in a Pennsylvania nursing home due to complications resulting from the injuries caused in the accident where he was struck by Rick Sanchez's vehicle. The accident left Smuzinick in a coma for months, permanently paralyzed, and severely physically and mentally disabled. - Wikipedia"

Well, Ricardo Diaper-Boy, your deep concern for those who are injured or killed seems to be highly selective, don’t you think Ricardo Diaper-Boy? And is it possible your descriptive list of Joe was really a deep seated confession (you know, being obnoxious and all)?

We think so, Ricardo Diaper-Boy, and we’re calling you out.