Push Her Head Down (You Have Already)

"I cannot help feeling that this is a setup. I do not believe these allegations to be right and proper and I do not believe it should be before this court. It feels like a witch hunt. And it has been a lot to deal with all these years. He has never set himself up to be a guru. He is a friend of many gurus but he is not one himself."

-- Clare Davis, another idiot and friend of Michael Lyons, AKA Mohan Singh - who faces five charges of rape and three of sexual assault - telling us the all-too-familiar story of how she has suffered as her "health guru" palled around with other gurus - though he isn't one himself - and went by different names, while constantly facing false charges of raping women "all these years", forcing poor ol' Clare to get all Ham & High.