When A Pretty Face Means You're A Sucker (For Reals)

Damn, it takes a LOT to get people out of cults:

"When a friend at a Scientology center in Florida, where [Nazanin] Boniadi was subsequently sent, asked why she was crying all the time, Boniadi broke down and told her about her relationship with [Tom] Cruise, which she had been forbidden to do. According to the knowledgeable source, the friend reported her. Boniadi’s punishment was to scrub toilets with a toothbrush, clean bathroom tiles with acid, and dig ditches in the middle of the night. After that she was sent out to sell Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard’s Dianetics on street corners. Boniadi and her mother are no longer involved in Scientology."

Ha - "the friend reported her." Some "friend." 

And I must say this story has no credibility with me, since I know L. Ron Hubbard had already long established:

“You shouldn’t be scrubbing the floor on your hands and knees. Get yourself a nigger; that’s what they’re born for.”

 Present company excepted, of course,...

Yessireebob, like Joseph Smith before him, L. Ron was a leader for the ages. I kid, I kid. No, actually Scientology has a long history of this kind of thing, including trying the "flirty fishing" trick on Gavin Newsom, the former NewAge mayor of San Francisco.

He, too, took the nookie and ran. (Check out Newsom's look. It says, "You're going to recruit me? In front of all these reporters? Fuck, I'm going to recruit you - to my cock!)

Anyway, Nazanin Boniadi's a cute chick, but pretty dumb, man. First she's used as a magic whore for Tom Cruise, and then she's scrubbing toilets with a toothbrush?

  I woulda stopped at auditing or Xenu,…