Where's All That Beauty And Love Ann Althouse Sees?

THIS QUACK PROBABLY FLEW UP THERE: 

Surgeon living on a snowy mountain gets seven years for defrauding patients of $30million

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN "ALTERNATIVE" MEDICINE DOCTOR: 

  Alternative-medicine doctor reprimanded, fined in hepatitis C outbreak

HE PROBABLY FIGURED, THE MORE HE STUCK IT IN, THE LESS GUILTY HE'D BE:

 Rape case registered against homeopathy student

THEY CAN'T INVESTIGATE THE CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE THEY FOSTERED, BUT THEY'VE GOT TIME FOR THIS: 

 BBC film crew held at gunpoint after trying (and failing) to sneak into 'Area 51'

DON'T FORGET - HE WAS NEWAGER SHERYL CROW'S BOYFRIEND AT THE TIME: 

 Lance Armstrong was ringleader of biggest doping conspiracy in sporting history, say USADA

A BLACK EYE - THEY SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER TO BEGIN WITH: 

  Anonymous withdraws support for WikiLeaks

CONSERVATIVES ARE SO MUCH BETTER AT CONTROLLING THEMSELVES:

  Pile Of Manure Dumped On An Ohio Democratic Headquarters

AND FEMINISTS ARE CHANGING THE WORLD ALRIGHT: 

 Men Aren’t Intimidated By You. They Just Don’t Like You.