Sticking To What They Know (And What They Don't,...)

Forbes is really starting to get it - here's "Today's Alternative Medicine Accidental Humor":

"I never went near the heart-lung machine, but stood with my hands on the patient’s head for most of the surgery. In heart-transplant surgeries, I would go to the ice chest to try to get a reading on the history of the heart that was coming into the new body, and pick up information about how the donor had died."

Works every time,...