In The Name Of Jesus, Gloria Steinum, & Will & Grace

I'm in the wrong profession. I need a new occupation, one that has trust, skills - and benefits:

  An associate pastor at a church in Norwalk arrested on suspicion of sexually assaulting more than 20 female parishioners allegedly told his victims the sex acts were a necessary part of using "healing hands."

In this ethical environment, I'll bestride the world like a colossus,...