Your Cargo Cult Major Tom In The Walmart Parking Lot (Taking A Space Walk) With The Police Closing In Fast

I may be brilliant and alone but, god damn it, I am brilliant: 

  “It turns out there’s something to be said for distrust, though, and not just in dealing with con men or strangers with candy. A new paper by psychologists at Harvard and the University of Cologne suggests that a healthy dose of distrust is an antidote to racism, sexism, and other forms of stereotyping. A mistrustful person, the researchers found, is a less biased one.”

And I will poke you all with a stick if I have to,...