Political Recap (Just So Everybody's 'On The Same Page' As The Saying Goes)

PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN 

Not very bright. Dishonest his entire career. Helped invent the term for "Borking" innocent people. Always says racist things. He's a Gaff-O-Matic. Wrongly imprisoned millions of blacks for 26 years with his stupid and racist 1994 Crime Bill. Regularly spreads misinformation. So dishonest, he allowed the media to hide his son's crimes, just so he could take office. Plagerizes other's speeches every chance he gets. Can't stop touching women in an unwanted manner. 

Naturally, he's the Democrat Party's current hero.

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA 

Actively causes division, and racial problems, to this day. Brought slavery back to Libya. Carried out multiple wars. Campaigned with America's #1 promoter of misinformation and pseudoscience. Said things couldn't be done that Trump did easily. Got law enforcement killed during the "Crossfire Hurricane" fiasco.

The Democrats want him back - desperately.

PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON 

Sexually exploited an intern in the White House. Raped multiple women. Sicced his wife, and a willing media, on his victims. Both he and Hillary dabbled with NewAge cult leaders, and promoted the idea of alternative facts, by encouraging the use of alternative medicines, challenging the facts surrounding medicine. 

 The Democrats ("The Party of Science") will take him back, immediately.

PRESIDENT JIMMY CARTER 

Also not very bright. Unwittingly helped Harvey Milk steal a child from his parents to die in the jungle with Jim Jones in the People's Temple massacre. Allowed Iran to punk the U.S. on the world stage for over a year. 

 The Democrats consider him a saint because, after getting that kid killed by one of the Democrat Party's cults, he's been trying to save his soul (by building houses for the poor) ever since.

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP 

Started no wars for poor blacks to die in. Released wrongly imprisoned blacks. Raised black unemployment to new heights, and was going to (immediately) implement Ice Cube's plan for black America. Opened the African-American History Museum (even when they made it clear he wasn't wanted) and he released Lil Wayne and Harry O, while keeping the racist "Tiger King" in prison.

 But - after 40 years of working with everyone - the Democrats still smear him, to this day, as the ultimate example of American corruption and racism.